The heated debate continues all throughout the Day, the noose getting passed around more times than krylo's mom on a Thursday. Eventually, as the light of the moon begins to overtake the light of the sun in gross shimmers through thickets, you decide to count the votes. Unfortunately you kept a tally using rabbits as counters, and FenrisWolf's rabbits had already begun screwing like...well krylo's mom on a Tuesday, resulting in the creation of ten adorable little lynch-counter offspring.
As FenrisWolf's body swings above the ground the rabbits deplore the situation. "He was a vanilla-forest monster, town aligned! You...you...monsters!" Before their grief could escalate a passing talent agent recruited them all as stunt doubles for the upcoming Bambi III: The Revenge-ening feature. You take this as a sign to go back to your humble abodes for the Night.
IT IS NOW NIGHT 3. DO NOT POST. SEND IN YOUR NIGHT ROLES.
(Note: I only used krylo because jokes on shiney are overplayed and CroTeam is too cool.)
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As Day finds some other non-cliched way of breaking through the forest and shining in your eyes, you awake to a rather peculiar vision, and in the past two Days you've seen monsters reduced to powder and a princess with more extra head holes than Spongebob.
It's a very peculiar scene and before you can begin to piece it together Aragorn stops by for some convenient reason. "Hmm...this is strange...it seems that she started here," He says, pointing to a spot that at one point might have been stepped on by someone, "And then she began walking, following this path until she reached the home of someone...or could have reached, until the spiders." This you see more clearly, as the camel spiders are still there, scrambling to kill each other. "It seems that Four people, Dark Warriors it seems from their tracks, stood around, while one of them, a Dark Elf Prince I'd wager if these branches don't lie, unleashed the camel spiders he had been saving for this occasion. Unfortunately, and I'll get to this point later, she was only driven to near extinction, because the spiders couldn't reach her face, due to her flailing and association with the Dark, unnamable Gods of the UnderDark." All of this he explains by pointing at various woodland bits, and you begin to suspect that Aragorn is either a very good tracker or amazing bullshitter.
"Then though, she wandered over here, still swatting away the spiders, until some...force slammed into her from above, driving her lower body into the ground, and then the spiders finished the job. And that my friends is how Mestizio, the alter-ego for Mrr'grt the cult leader, cult-aligned died."
And after that impressive display of Dues Ex Sherlock, he exits the forest, leaving you to ponder over the events and soldier on.
IT IS NOW DAY 4. 16 PLAYERS REMAIN. 9 TO LYNCH. NO DEADLINE YET.
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