[PyrosNine]

The box flew from TB's hands, and fell onto the ground. It hopped about.

JOOOHHHNNNNY! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME??

Uhh....I was (expletive) busy...(guesswhatitis) yeah...

NOOO JOHHHNNY! I MISSED YOU! WHEN I DIED AFTER AN IRATE FAN KILLED ME, I THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN! BUT I DIDN'T!

I went to ex(fucking)pletive hell! It's not (expletive, expletive, expletive) would let me (SPOOMEOWJIM!) to heaven! Of course, he was (SPORK!) a favor, keeping your (Meot niceness word for butt!) far from me as (NEOT NEED AIRE!) possible!

JOHHHHNNY! I DID NOT GO TO HEAVEN! I TOOK THE FAN TO THE GRAVE WITH ME! ONO FAMILY TRADITION! I WENT TO HELL TOO FOR IT JOHHNNNY! AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE RIGHT HERE!

OMGIT'SYOUANDICANTBELIEVEI'MFINALLYGOINGTOMEETYOUA NDIWANTYOUTOKNOWILOVEYOUANDIGIVEMYSOULTOYOUANDICUT MYSELFTILLITBLEADSANDTOUCHMYSELFWHILELISTENINGTOMA XWELL'SSILVERHAMMERANDLETTINGTHEBLOODWRITELOVEPOEM SBEFOREMYEYESBEFOREIPASSOUTANDMUMCALLS911AGAIN!

What...the...(expletive)?

JOHNNNY! NOW WE BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Before anything could be done, the spirit of Yoko ono flew out from her box and into the sub itself.

JOHNNY! I HAVE GOOD IDEA! WE CHANGE THE SUB INTO A TURQUOISE RAILCAR!

The spot she leapt into began to warp around, the speakers dissolving into the wall, and the entire section began spewing turquoise blood which died the area that color. The windows spread out, and seats were moved. The right side became like a hellish green railcar, which was most definitely not suited for this depth. The glass immediately bursted and water rushed in, and TB was sucked out.

No! Stop you crazy (How sexist of him.)! It's a (ducking) yellow sub! Why would a (expletive) be in the (expletive) ocean at this (expletive) depth?

The Fan's soul came out and entered the left side of the ship.

ILOVEYOUJOHNWHYDON'TYOUFEELMYLOVEEVENTHOUGHWE'VENE VERMETANDITRIEDTOKILLYOUBUTIDIDN'TBECAUSEITWASONLY THESHADOWTHATSPEAKSBACKWARDSANDIWANTYOURBABIESTOEA TAND...

The left side became like something from Silent Hill (Not a bad tourist spot, except for that annoying part where by chance you get sucked into someone else's hell.) With bloody arms that reached out, and sharp bone knifes coming out as well. The knifes cut the wrists of the arms, and blood began to cover the floor.

Ewww (expletives)! That's sick! (expletive) Get out! GET (expletive) OUT! OUT GET (expletive removed: involved pancakes, 3 year olds, and succubi.)!

The yellow sub fought back, and the yellow surged toward the railcar and bloody arms.

JOHNNY! WE BE TOGETHER FOREVER!

Yoko's part spread and crashed with Johns, making a visible rippled between the to forces.

DON'TYOUTOUCHHIM!HE'SMINEHE'SALLMINEYOUMURDERER!IW ANTTOKILLHIMANDLOVEHIMANDMYPOEMSAREMYSOULINTHENIGH TSKY...
The fan's influence surged toward Yoko's, and towards John's. The three fought and struggled, and the swearing continued.

GET OUT! JOHNNY! (EXPLETIVE) ILOVEYOUDON'TLEAVMEI'LLKILLYOU Away from me! OOH! NEW IDEA! NO!YOURIDEASTORETHEMAPART! I'd like to tear (expletive) both (expletive) LENNON CHIPMUNK ALBUM! THERAININSPAINLIESMAINLYINMYLUSTFORYOU! Whyy..(expletive)? FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER JOHNNNY! MYSOULONGSFORYOUJOHNANDTELLSMETOBURNTHINGS! Damn you (expletive) Pyrosnine!

The ship drifted off, and into one of the vortex Ruijin had created, the three cursed souls fighting, yelling, until they dissappeared into the portal with a maddening scream.

*FF Victory Theme Plays*
Toastburner B defeated the Hellsub!
Toastburner B gains 666 exp.
Toastburner B gets a paperclip, 7 dollars in pennies, and a limited edition cd "Jam's greatest insane cat hits."

As the sub was gone, the prone figure of Asheth floated away in her bubble. A surviving group of fish inspected the bubbble. They gave it a look over and a light went on in their heads. They strangely recognized her unconcious frame, and knew what they must do.

Gently, the fish surrounded the bubble, and propelled it towards a nearby underwater cave.which led to William's lair...