Oh, no, you have it all wrong. You see, by using the laptop, you can execute a program modifying the analog electrical waves from the toaster into a digital signal of radio waves, which, when combined with water at the proper temperature, will meld all of the six-year-olds, combining their ages. While they're all still fluid, it's a simple matter of importing a wireframe for appearance of the final product. I'd suggest this girl:
http://i21.tinypic.com/b8txn5.jpg. Nice. Anyway, the result is one human with the knowledge associated with the combined intelligence of the inputs, who finds the program executer irresistable. Essentially, Galitaea.
God I hope I don't get banned for this.