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secretskull · 10-13-2007, 06:09 PM

No posting at night, please. Taunt them tomorrow. Assuming you survive the night.
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1 week ago, City Alarm Clock Factory
"My god! Those clocks we sent out are defective. People who need to wake up early, say in the middle of the night, won't wake up!
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Present

The night was oddly quiet, you expected it to be full of life with all the gang members around.

One of the only people wandering around was "Jimmy".

"Well, I better get on with it, I don't have all night." Suddenly, a hooded figure popped out.

"Say, are you bored?" It asked.

"Not really... I'm kind of busy."

"Good. We needed a fourth player. Hope you like rogues.

"Jimmy" was dragged off into night. A few blocks away, a few figures were eagerly (and vainly) waiting to hear a gunshot. "Lucky Tendronai, he gets to live another night."
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On the other side of town, Magic Swordsman was walking around, feeling quite full of himself. He wasn't afraid of all those lame gang members wandering around at night. He wasn't anywhere near their turf anyway.

He was completely correct, they gangs never ventured into that area. He completely missed the irony when he was blown up a few minutes later, by some carefully concealed incendiary bombs.
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The dawn rose, revealing the few remains of "Magic Swordsman, Vanilla Townie, Town-Aligned.

It also revealed a stack of News Papers with the Headline: "Mylote's Big Secrets".

The article described, in detail, a few of Roy D Mylote's odd habits.

For example, he tried to shave in front of the mirror every day, despite having no hair to speak of. This was especially odd considering he put on a false mustache right afterward.
Roy also enjoyed asking for advice on dating websites under the name Hugh Jass, and he had recently adopted a litter of small kittens, who the reporter suspected were in fact aliens.

The article was signed, Nathan K., roving reporter.
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Day 2 has started, please send in your roles next time

10-13-2007, 06:09 PM	#162
secretskull SMARTASS Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Israel Posts: 1,297	No posting at night, please. Taunt them tomorrow. Assuming you survive the night. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 week ago, City Alarm Clock Factory "My god! Those clocks we sent out are defective. People who need to wake up early, say in the middle of the night, won't wake up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Present The night was oddly quiet, you expected it to be full of life with all the gang members around. One of the only people wandering around was "Jimmy". "Well, I better get on with it, I don't have all night." Suddenly, a hooded figure popped out. "Say, are you bored?" It asked. "Not really... I'm kind of busy." "Good. We needed a fourth player. Hope you like rogues. "Jimmy" was dragged off into night. A few blocks away, a few figures were eagerly (and vainly) waiting to hear a gunshot. "Lucky Tendronai, he gets to live another night." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the other side of town, Magic Swordsman was walking around, feeling quite full of himself. He wasn't afraid of all those lame gang members wandering around at night. He wasn't anywhere near their turf anyway. He was completely correct, they gangs never ventured into that area. He completely missed the irony when he was blown up a few minutes later, by some carefully concealed incendiary bombs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The dawn rose, revealing the few remains of "Magic Swordsman, Vanilla Townie, Town-Aligned. It also revealed a stack of News Papers with the Headline: "Mylote's Big Secrets". The article described, in detail, a few of Roy D Mylote's odd habits. For example, he tried to shave in front of the mirror every day, despite having no hair to speak of. This was especially odd considering he put on a false mustache right afterward. Roy also enjoyed asking for advice on dating websites under the name Hugh Jass, and he had recently adopted a litter of small kittens, who the reporter suspected were in fact aliens. The article was signed, Nathan K., roving reporter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Day 2 has started, please send in your roles next time __________________ Do geese see god? Everyone is an asshole. Including me. Especially including the double asshole who read this and nodded smugly. Last edited by secretskull; 10-14-2007 at 02:32 AM.