"Sir, we have an intruder alert on Deck 4, Section 7. One of the NPFers has boarded us from the shuttle bay."
"Wait, what?" Captain NexGen questioned, "How is that even possible? I thought I told you all to raise shields!"
"We did, sir. See?" one of the crewmen confirmed as the rest of the bridge crew raised their left arms into view, each one adorned with a large heavily armored shield.
"Oh jeebus," NexGen sighed, "You're all so fired after we're done with this...."
"Looks like it's Mauve down there," Rei Zeus chimed in, looking over one of the monitors,
"Send a security team to intercept her. Oh, hey Flare! You're still under contract with us, right? Go with 'em. Have fun!"
"Yeah, er, what she said. Also, target the giant enemy robot and fire all weapons. You know, since we've got nothing better to do," NexGen ordered, turning his attention back to the battle outside.
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Meanwhile, back at the battle outside, things were looking grim for Rei Overdrive. Restrained by giant tentacles with not only a massive energy spork of doom heading toward her but the shockwave from the destroyed Gaian sun as well, she was left with little recourse.
"Looks like this is the end. Thanks for the fun fight, guys! Hopefully this proved to be a suitable enough distraction for you while Pe-chan destroyed the Pantheon of the Gods and conquered the NPF! Anyway," she informed the crew of the megazord as she disengaged her giant energy form, returning to her normal appearance, and redirecting the power in front of her before releasing it at full force toward Majimmier,
"SPECIAL DOOM CANNON!!"
The beam hurtling toward the megazord on one side and the Gaian supernova coming from the other, Rei opened a hyperlink portal behind her and gave a quick bow to her opponents before retreating into it.
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"Hm, you know, it really has been too long since I've had a haircut...."
Pedros Nihilem looked over himself in a mirror hanging on the wall in Shiney's office, messing with his long, brown hair a bit while Fenris sat in a nearby chair, nervously clutching a large fish. A small wisp of darkness generated around Nihilem's right hand and grew outward, enveloping his head and swirling about for a moment before receding, revealing a much shorter hairstyle.
"There, I think that should do it," POS smiled, adjusting things a bit more to his liking,
"Now I guess we just wait. How's your day been, hobo?"
Before Fenris could reply, Nihilem became aware of the sound of hoofed feet approaching from the hallway..
"Hey Cockwranger--I mean, POS! Oh, how could I ever get those two names confused?" Fifthfiend greeted as he poked his head through the door.
"Fifth, you old assmanager! What brings you here?"
"Well, I figured I'd let you know Shiney's gonna be a while," Fifth shrugged, "There's some crisis down in the RaiRO forums where people are being stupid. You know, nothing actually
new, but he's gotta deal with it anyway."
"Well, that certainly sucks," POS sighed,
"I really don't feel like waiting too long, you know? I'm assuming you don't have the authority to hand over the NPF to me, right?"
"Naw. Also, I wouldn't do it anyway on account of I think you're a jerkass."
"Ha ha ha, you sure do, Fifth. You suuuuure do."
Patting the administrator on the shoulder as he walked past him out of the room, Nihilem started making his way to the building's exit. This was really more for dramatic flair after all, as he had already begun breaking down the boundaries of space and time around him in order to teleport to Shiney's location.
Still, it afforded him an opportunity to throw a friendly greeting to a rather insulted someone who was heading down the same hallway toward him.
"Hi, Arhra. Bye, Arhra."
And with that, POS vanished from the Adminstator's Office, appearing instantaneously on the far edge of town: General RaiRO. The area itself appeared to be a large industrial facility, well-enough lit but more or less empty. Apparently, this was the central control complex of the RaiRO subdivision.
Complete with a very annoyed Shiney frantically looking over a large pile of paperwork.
"Yo, Shinester! How goes it?"
"Oh, POS, hi," Shiney sighed, briefly looking up from his work, "I'm really kinda busy right now so I can't play with you. I've got a lot of people down here screwing around and I'm having trouble dealing with it because
someone messed up the main power distribution system and I can't ban people. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"
"Heh heh, yeah, I guess that was my bad, huh?" Nihilem grinned sheepishly,
"Well, maybe I can help.... So you can't ban people, right? How about just killing them? I could totally just erase them from existence for you. It's kinda like a permaban."
"Wait.... Since when can you do that?"
"Since I became a god a bit ago. It's pretty awesome."
"POS. That's.... That's just......
...........
=D"
And so began the best day ever.