[Bob The Mercenary]

Bob tracked the orbiting toaster with his brandy new 3000x sniper rifle. He let a shot ring out and blast a baseball-sized hole in the renegade appliance. He then summoned his hoarde of donkeys from the previous fight and had them charge the calvinballs. The balls went flying in every direction inflicting numerous blunt-object related wounds to all on the field. The toaster fell to the ground in a fiery explosion and left a mile long, 10 mile deep crater. This massive explosion began affecting the atmosphere as the sun was blotted out by the dust and a nuclear winter began.