Yes, I know what a Eunuch is. It's just that... Edgar totally isn't. And all the humour seems to come from "AHAHA HES HITTING ON HER BUT HE HAS NO BALLS OLOLOL"
...And stop voting for lack of confidence in me.
In fact, fuck it, I'm vetoing this vote and any related to that.
And now for the update.
Just a progress picture.
Yeah... world map screens are boring. I'll skip any that aren't especially notable.
Oh shit, we don't have to go through a dungeon to prove our identities, do we? Because that would really suck.
Nope. Guardman just has poor eyesight. Not an especially admirable trait in a guy charged with keeping the bad mans out.
"Hey, is that Charlie Chaplin? HEY! I LOVE YOUR MUSTACHE! COME ON IN!"
The party enters to find the walls decorated with what appears to be a massive, blue Iron Cross.
More guards. I ignore them because I don't want to be mistaken for Sephiroth or something.
Aaaaand... the king. Let's see if there's anything else to do first.
Hey! More guards! Let's mess with them a bit!
...You're no fun.
Neither are you.
"Welcome to Corneria."
Screw it.
Fangirls go SQUEEEEEE
"Daaaaaaaaayum."
Yes, king, you should know better than to eye-rape your guests.
...No. Wrong apology.
THERE! HAPPY NOW, DICKWEEDS?!
A king? Maybe. A king named Eunuch? Not so much.
"I'll leave you two alone for a bit.
"
Despite Bitch's previously stated role as jail currency, Cocke does not seem to realize that Eunuch does not care.
Eunuch and Kefka are good buds.
Bitch be talented.
Foolish girl! No more talking.
"Ahahaha... I'm joking, you know that."
"Blood type. I'm literally DYING. I need a transfusion."
"I mean, geez, COCKE would be able to make better use of them than me."
Bitch does not know what a Eunuch is.
Eunuch explains.
Maybe clarity. But Bitch does not speak english well.
Wonder what the guard says now.
Now he's just being dismissive.
Now it's time for Bitch Branford's TALKING TO FIGAROIANS!
...No kidding?
...Fire beam's not THAT good.
OLOLOLOL I ALMOST GOT U
...I'm sure I'll find out eventually. It's probably some sort of hidden mutant training academy full of applied phlebotinum. Or maybe the castle itself is a giant digging machine.
Blonde ditz is blonde and therefore does not understand sarcastic humour.
...A brother?
...A BROTHER?
...A BROTHER NAMED YOUTH?
Oh, FUCK. I feel a character naming coming that I didn't plan for.
Oh right. Story.
Spoiler. The king, Eunuch's father, dies of anorexia.
Vague hints that Youth is not the brightest star in the sky.
...Shit.
This is just a temporary name that YOU TOTALLY DESERVE MESDEN FOR THE VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE.
I'll fix it with the new consensus next update... that's right, I'll run through this entire section again for you people. I spoil you.
Huh-huh. Mesden is a man.
A small man.
...Eunuch is a pedophile, too?
S'okay. You need to start funding public education though.
OHOHO! What do we have here?
It's Kefka!
Kefka, being both a clown AND a mime, can sit on invisible chairs. (Ed's note: Read Dr McNinja, kids!)
...Wait, what's he doing?
That's... not his boots.
-_-;
Kefka enjoys taking advantage of his underlings.
No one could mistake that makeup. Though I'm surprised that he didn't first cycle through Ronald McDonald or Marilyn Manson first.
"Use your manners."
"...Please."
"Permission granted! This is Figaro, the desert city!"
"Y-y'know... Like you invaded... Kefka's... a minute ago OH COME ON, I JUST MADE A HANDJOB JOKE! Nobody understands my humour."
"It's been a while, buddy! Do that thing you used to do, with the raised fists and the midi laughter!"
No importance.
"I'd like to get to know her if ya know what I mean! AHAHAHA.... yeah, I'm joking, I don't swing that way anymore."
"That thing she stole... was my heart. :'("
"Unless, y'know, he was attracted to them."
"I kid, I kid! But seriously, if you see her, send her my way, okay? See you later, man."
"I honestly don't know what you see in her."
"I noticed that you have a tendency to steal from everyone we see but I just want to be sure."
Cocke wants Bitch to help him in his treasure hunt.
"We each have our own little sexual joke associated with us. You'll fit right in!"
Cocke will hunt for the treasure in your caverns for you.
"Because if you don't I'll CUT YOU."
The problem is choice.
...Fade to black.
Didn't I tell you guys the Eunuch jokes would get old quick? Also, sorry about the lack of foresight into the Sabin naming. I'm open to suggestions. Especially if the suggestion is to just leave it as Mesden.
Though, sadly, I'm not gonna be able to update for a week or two. I have exams and stuff coming up, as well as graduation and a trip with friends to Toronto, the Canadian city!
Big Mac may take over for me. I take no responsibility for anything he does to our collective game, though I will keep a copy of the current savestate JUST IN CASE.
Thanks for the continued support, everybody!
Except two of you. You know who you are.