I never knew there was a text limit... oh well, Qui sera sera or however you spell it.
Banon calls a meeting because he now has the leverage to make Bitch do damn near anything he wants. So... plot development time.
That would explain the lightning bolts kinda! Maybe!
A war? Possibly a war that covers the... entire world? Madness!
"A Second World War, if you will?"
Because that would make the Returners the French Resistance.
So Fire Beam is really... Ifrit Goo?
"An arms race, if you will. Basically a war with little to no fighting between the people directly involved. A Cold War, if you will."
"Communication is the best way to solve problems, especially if it's communication with somebody who will f**k up your enemy in like two seconds flat!"
"I mean, last time there was no talking involved. The thing just SHOT LIGHTNING AT HER. Nearly killed her."
Ohoho, so THIS is what it all led up to! That devious bastard!
"I don't have much of a choice, do I?"
"Lightning? Badass!"
Oh. A dead guy.
Okay, a nearly dead guy.
"Th-they've learned... to... just go straight forward.... a-and they'll eventually find what they need..."
"Keep the covers warm."
"What the hell! You pervert!"
Locke exits stage right. Meaning our left. So he goes that way. <--
Shut up, it's complicated.
I don't think you'll have time to build a wooden raft before the Imperials arrive.
...Oh. I guess you do.
Here's hoping it's seaworthy.
Banon's got the Pray ability, which heals everyone for a substantial amount of health.
If he can get one off every battle, we're practically invincible.
Wait a second...
So now Pray will be the top command, therefore Banon's default command, meaning he'll use it every time if I just hold A like I normally do. I already did it with Eunuch, so he uses Autocrossbow constantly.
My team is now unstoppable. Let's face the waves!
Hey, a fork in the stream! It acts like we have a choice, but nobody's got a paddle. Also I'm still holding the A button.
We've been getting into combats like every 5 seconds on this river. It's annoying, but also not threatening at all. We gain experience, too.
...This place seems familiar. Oh well, up again!
OH GAWD I'M TRAPPED!
My controls are disabled! Autofire A is on! It's stuck on turbo! They'll be stuck going around in circles until I can find a solution!
Will we EVER find a way to escape?!
Find out next time!