Holy crap! A disembodied voice!
We're being chased by members of the reverse KKK! Run!
....They're kidding, right?
When in doubt, LADDER.
...Or so we thought!
AHNULD knows exactly what to do when you're being chased by ghosts on a train that ferries the dead to the afterlife because he's been training for this moment his whole life.
Wait for it...
...
Dammit! No dice.
Plan B is always the better one anyway.
Crap. Missed a little.
They're STILL following! These are some determined ghosts!
Damn, they copied our strategy!
"Dang! Detach the rear ve-hicle!"
I also love how nobody notices the two ghosts that are following us in our party.
That was easy. Now how to continue...?
Huh. Turns out the switch does two completely different things depending on context. Maybe it's some sort of... WISH SWITCH??
...Nope. No pony.
Hey, a dining car!
Damn right I wish to order!
AHNULD refuses to put his arms down until his food arrives. They get tired rather quick.
Ghost food might be poisonous. Thou has a point.
AHNULD is too hungry to care about self-preservation!
Translation: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
Ghost food is apparently safe to eat. It's less filling, but great on taste!
...According to a source that was once on the back of a Yuri DVD box.
Sweet. Time to dine and dash.
Hey, a cabin! Let's break and enter!
Treasure chests are fair game even in a private room.
Oh crap! Spotted!
Oh, man. The greatest swordsman in the world just caught us stealing from him. Shit is going to HIT THE FAN.
Brace yourselves!!
...
Siegfried is no match for overlevelling.
...Did he just steal from himself?
Soon we finally make it to the front of the train.
Luckily, the engineer's compartment contains detailed instructions on how to stop the train, thus removing any possibility of the dead reaching the afterlife.
Rockin'.
Mission success!
...A sentient train?
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?!
Phantom Train is voiced by Alec Baldwin by the way.
DAMN THESE GUYS RUN FAST.
I have a feeling this may do something.
The train explodes! Sweet!
I guess the feathers, umm, blocked up the steam pipe? Or something?
Whatever.
The point is, we're so happy that we simply begin floating backwards.
Mission successful!
...But Phantom Train has the last laugh.
"NOOOOOOO~!"
"Baldwin... you vengeful bastard!"
Well, that wraps up that plot thread!
Time to continue our adventure!
Waterfalls? Sweet!
This can't be a bad idea at all!
...Aww.
Well, that's all for this Let's Play. Thanks for reading!
...Yeah, I didn't fool anyone.
You get into a bunch of easy fights when you jump off. Against fish, strangely enough. Did you know that it actually took longer to kill myself off the first time than it did to just win? It's true!
They still fail to survive the landing into the water. And so they die, lost, broken, and alone...
OR NOT!
Yeah, so I know that everybody's basically been voting for "You" as a name for this guy. I just thought I'd try a few other names on for size though.
Enjoy!
Hitler is your best bud.
Help find Lincoln's gold!
Who DOESN'T want the Dark Knight on their team?
Of course, this has a nice ring to it, too...
Chapter 10 is coming within a few days, so feel free to discuss names until then, though You is a perfectly fine and fitting thing too.
"Oh!!!! You give you present!"