I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE ROAD TO TOURIAN
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Originally Posted by The Pneumatic Pnight
Bottom path. Seriously.
Good times, down there.
In fact, all of my votes will just lead you to the brain.
You know which one I mean.
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Originally Posted by DFM
Go lower and prove to me that fucking pit with the sea of spikes isn't a goddamn dead end because I swear to you it's a dead fucking end.
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Originally Posted by Julford Hajime
You... you can go further than a pit of spikes in the lower path? I thought it was just a cruel joke.
I never made it past Tyson on the upper path, but now I'm curious. I have to vote lower.
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Originally Posted by Loyal2snes
Gonna say lower, never got past the third row of spikes there.
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By an overwhelming majority, we're going into the depths of hell to fight a giant brain!
Carefully navigating the three spike traps (hint: the trigger for the third one is different!), we descend into the next room.
People claim it is a dead end for some reason.
The secret is that it is only mostly a dead end. Which means a slight chance of being alive! You simply have to find the one spike that does not kill you.
Shoot it for selling out its spiky friends.
This noble sacrifice gives you a safe place from all the spiky doom.
And then you just climb to the top.
Simple!
Hmmm, a blue line. How safe!
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Originally Posted by synkronised
Will each death get a picture? :V
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Here is one just for you.
Damnit Gutsman...
Anyway, avoiding falling fatasses, we come to the next area!
The music here is really catchy. Too bad you can't hear it. Da da da da da DA duuuuuuh!
Oh no, a pair of actual enemies has come to kill me!
And now we have to merrily leap from block to block both and below a pit of spikes.
Did I mention the blocks fall the moment you hit them?
Next screen is more of the same.
More diagrams for your edification.
Oh no, more dumbugz!
Trigger this block to open the pit leading to Tourian.
It is not a friendly pit.
There's spikes at the bottom too.
Oh look, a geemer. We're getting close!
Invisible blocks will kill you.
ALSO THERE ARE SPIKES!
I debated about showing you people the correct path through the invisible maze, but then I remembered that IWBTG is all about hating you.
Next update, TOURIAN!