I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE SKYSCRAPER OF DOOM AND COUCHES
Remember everyone: Metroid is awesome and you should play it.
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Originally Posted by Cid Highwind
Yeah, the Super-Mother brain never happens on IWBTG, as the screenshot shows, thats just some clever photowork. Brain just dies, and the counter counts down to escape.
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Are you sure you have the newest version of the game?
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Originally Posted by Kerensky287
On topic: Why does this game have so many anti-climatic moments? Like when you go up, and you FINALLY make it across those 3 clouds, and then the spikes fall on you. ARGH. Screw it.
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Because it hates you.
Now, let's get back to that cliff hanger!
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Originally Posted by Arhra
But can The Kid escape the planet in the two seconds before it explodes?
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Yes. Yes he can.
Hmm, couches and paintings? That's kind of nice, I guess. The attack drones? Less nice.
They can aim and shoot a pulse of four bullets, which spread out because they travel at different speeds. It can make them a bit of a pain to dodge. Fortunately, they're made of kidtanium and go down in one hit.
Also, I don't know why they bothered putting a wuss save here. There's nothing to kill you between here and the save on the last screen.
Couches can and will kill you. Except for the ones that don't, of course.
You squeeze through here as the elevator rises.
Allow me to make abundantly clear just how close a fit this gap is:
Tight fit is tight.
And now you just travel along the top, experiencing the joy of guessing which of the couches will kill you!
It brings you here:
Couchy doom?
Couchy doom.
There's actually a way to tell which ones will kill you though.
Anyway, its obvious you just trigger the last couch and ride safely to the top, right?
WRONG!
I just felt I should point out this is a spring couch and yet it doesn't kill you.
Time to explain the jump rails (those black and yellow striped things). Basically, if you jump into it, you cling on and start sliding down it. If you hit jump, you leap off it. Its a little more complicated than that, but the easiest way to learn is trying it out.
Falling pictures kill you too? Now that's just mean.
The next screen!
Simple enough, jump onto the moving platform, then climb the rails and leap onto the platform as it moves under. Then ride the platform and use the couch.
SIMPLE SEE!
The return of the killer paintings!
Hmm, have you been practicing your jumping skills?
LEAP! LEAP LIKE THE WIND!
Half man, half AMAZING!
Platform, climb, fall, dodge spikes, rail jump, couch, dodge spikes!
Don't make me explain this...
And the mighty boss seal is one sixth unlocked.
To be continued!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GREAT BOWSER ASS-KICKING!