[Intern Nin]

Nin looked up at the screens to see everyone was now engaged in a fight. Everyone that is except for him.

What the hell? When did we get into a tournament? I don't remember that, though I have been having memory blanks ever since I arrived in this dimension. Must've happened during that first one. Yeah, in fact that would make sense. I came to in a hospital bed and Thorn said I lost a fight. That would mean the tournament started and I lost the fight during that time. But why am I having these memory losses?

He looked up at the screen and for the first time noticed that almost every Forumite that was fighting looked different. Some just small changes like what clothes they were wearing and others had been changed into completely different creatures.

Man, I really don't notice what's going on around me when a screen with a giant robot is in front of me. What happened to them? How did they change? The springs! I knew we were in an anime universe! They must've fallen into those springs. But I remember falling into one too. How come I'm not different? Unless I have memory lapses because I changed and I didn't stay that way because it works by Ranma 1/2 rules and I kept getting hot water poured on me. That's it! I don't share the same memories as my other half which is why I don't remember the fight. Which also means...

Nin yelled out in frustration and anger for the second time in the last 30 minutes.

I don't get to fight because my other half already fought and lost! Now I have to stay here and watch their fights, while gasping and exclaiming how incredible they are. I've been reduced to Kuririn status! This sucks worse than that time I had to do a spread for a magazine in order to pay the rent. C'mon, there's got to be something I can do besides stand here and make grunting sounds. Wait, Megas SSB heard what I said. Maybe these screens are like the ones from the Muyo. Which means I can do something, I can annoy all the opponents everyone is facing just because I'm not included in the fight! Yeah, desperate childish bid for attention is GO!

Nin flew up to the screens using his fight harness and then proceeded to shout heckles at everyone's opponents in no particular order.

"Winry is the hottest thing to ever happen to the planet and Roy Mustang sucks as a character!"
"Brady, could you tell Gisele she left her underwear at my place?"
"You outdated, pathetic excuse for a firegod! You couldn't fry an egg!"
"You girls are by far the worst ninjas to have ever been called ninjas!"
"Hey, Zombie! The clothes you're wearing look stupid!"
"Lame Paladin is LAME!"
"Your cooking is sub-par and no amount of practice will ever change that, son of Loki!"
"You, Mr. Hellhog, are the spawn of something that stopped being cool after the 90's!"
"Pirates and Swashbucklers will always be a bunch of weak-kneed, scurvy-ridden fightless jerks!"
"Umm... the Airforce rocks and ice based attacks are the shit!"