MISSION OBJECTIVES:
-Kerrigan must survive.
This is the final party setup by the way. Cocke, Store and Thou will be the offensive party, while Bitch, Ahnuld, Eunuch and You will be on defense.
IT'S ACTION TIME!
"What ever happened to your low price guarantee, huh?"
He's brought an angry mob.
MISSION START
Here's the plan: Bitch and Eunuch's groups stand in front of the only two entrances and cut people who come too close. Cocke and co. move forward and beat up Kefka, because Imperial soldiers tend to disappear when their commanders die.
You know, normally the Unspoken Plan Guarantee would dictate that since the plan has been explained fully it will not work that way in truth at all. But my characters are too high in levels to care.
Yeah. Normally this would cause a little bit of trouble, fighting through a huge army like this.
Not this time though.
The last little guy is just running back and forth across the screen trying to defend Kefka. It's kinda funny to watch, actually.
Until he bumps into you.
Anyway, I brought Thou with me for a reason.
Flurry kicks ass. (Note that Cocke is actually dead at this point. Wuss.)
We now go down and fight the legendary clown himself!
A little note: turns out that Store doesn't actually know Raise. I had to use a Phoenix Down to bring Cocke back. In fact, I only had 6 of them because it was one of the only recovery items that enemies didn't drop on those rapids.
Store casts Haste on Thou because I am sick of waiting.
Yeah, I kinda have a one-track mind.
...But Thou's face is so adorable in this picture!! :whee:
Kefka does not like being mocked.
"Clowns are never beaten in battle! If we run, we'll just come back to fight again later, so the battle's not over! And if we're dead, then it doesn't count anyway!"
So it turns out that you DON'T steal a peace ring from Kefka, he just drops it! Hope that settles a debate.
He then evaporates.
"There it is!" /peakaboo
Maybe she's cracking under the pressure?
Cracking with violent repercussions?
Oh, GREAT IDEA, guys. Crowding around her after she just tried to throw Cocke off a cliff.
"DUMB ASSHOLES!"
So she's a Biotic now?
Sweet. Singularity rocks.
Oh, man. Not this again.
I sense a Dragonball-esque fight coming on.
Hey, Eunuch, what's the scouter say about her power level?
...Damn, missed the reference.
"Where's my menu bar?" She doesn't remember the last time this happened, guys. Give her a break. She's got amnesia.
FUCK SERIOUSLY NOT AGAIN
Bitch: "Oh. Right. Thanks."
What's it going to say?
Esper: "TITS OR GTFO"
Aaaaand.... she's on fire or something. Great.
She, umm, kinda flew away.
I did not know she could do this.
Also, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP, DROP AND ROLL, DUMMY.
Cocke wakes up in the creepy old man's bed and I narrowly avoid making a sodomy joke.
She looked like she did not come out of that lightning as well as she could have.
...That's not what I was thinking at all, actually.
"...Her power levels have suddenly jumped to over one million!"
Cocke decides it's time to follow her.
Store: "You DO know there's a mountain range in the way, right?"
"You heard what Kefka said. The existence of a clown is full of nothing but war and bloodshed."
"I mean, it's not like he can single-handedly wipe out an army, or heal himself instantly to full health or anything."
...What? I don't recall a CASTLE ever being able to shuttle anyone ANYWHERE.
Disneyworld is missing out on some serious revenue if this can actually be pulled off.
Choose your characters! 4 maximum. Vote selection this time will work like I did last time, what with the dice rolling and all that.
Vote soon! Chapter 14 may be as early as tomorrow!