Considering on how it's been over a day since anyone posted I doubt there'll be any new suggestions. Chapter 14 will be done by morning.
EDIT: Going with Moogle's suggestion by random pick. Cocke, Store, Ahnuld and Eunuch are go!
Better bring Pod 5 just in case.
First person to point out the reference wins an internet and a free pick on the next choice offered!
EDIT 2: Since nobody's posted I guess I'm gonna have to throw part of the LP into this post, too.
I say "part" because I'm almost certain it's gonna be another 2-parter. 160+ screenshots. Why? Because I wanted to get to the goddamn opera scene already. Chapter 15 is gonna be Aria de Mezzo Whatever. I can has a break?
Anyway.
LAST TIME ON LET'S PLAY FF6: Bitchez, amirite?
And now for the thrilling conclusion to absolutely nothing! (Sorry, I'm a little incoherent right now.)
This is our party, as I just mentioned a... few hours ago from this moment.
The rest of the group is going to defend Narshe quite nicely from inside this house at the far end of the city.
Hey, cool, Figaro's back!
Ahnuld hasn't been here for a while. I'm kinda tempted to just leave him here, actually.
On the other hand, we haven't been here in a while either... and it IS fun to make fun of the stupid people in Figaro.
"Hey, buddy, we DID see his face. We were actually right there."
If I'm not mistaken he's addressing a suit of armour.
"DESERTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY."
Just because you can go underground in desert doesn't mean that there's like, a desert tunnel or something that you can go through. You guys are stupid in Figaro.
Need items before we go.
Sweet! Free stuff!
...Dammit.
Don't want to screw that up again.
The other guy sells tools. You won't take money from the king, eh?
Well, the king will take money from you.
Meanwhile...
I think it's safe to assume by now that the king and queen are dead somehow.
"...Ahem, before he went off to the farm! Yes, that's right! The farm. Your father's alive, he's just... gone off to a better place. That's actually a farm."
Priestess: "Which is wrong, because he's at a farm."
Priestess: "Not murderers. Farmers."
"We can have pizza for breakfast every day! It'll be awesome!"
"This will save you the trouble of explaining your, umm, issue to your wife. Because kings need to get married, remember. It's a political thing."
"He'd, uh, send us angry letters. From his farm."
"Before he left."
That's the coin by the way. Not Bitch.
Ahnuld: "Hojebus! You can read my mind?!"
"A GIANT ENEMY CRAB!"
Eunuch: "Umm, Ahnuld? I have something to tell you. Dad... isn't really on a farm."
Ahnuld: "What? You can't mean...!"
Eunuch: "...Oh, screw it. I'll tell you some other time."
"Hoping he's enjoying... *groan* his life on the farm."
Backstory sucks.
No, we've already been over this. It doesn't work that way at all.
...Suit yourself.
...Well, I refuse to believe that this just happened.
Anyway. May as well head to the town.
Oh, hi! Nice to see you again after you, y'know, left us to die.
...
It took me 3 tries to get this picture but it was worth it.
There's a mysterious building in this town that I feel like going into for no reason at all. (Fuck, I'm tired.)
Wow. I did not expect this one bit.
Why are flashbacks always yellow?
This man strikes me as quite the Dr. Hibbert type of character.
Also, is it just me, or is it that every time they say "treasure" it's some euphemism for women and/or sexuality?
Yawn.
Oh, right! The mission!
...Goddammit.
Treasure, perhaps? Yes. He's going to try to find your treasures.
"That bridge looks angry!"
Well, at least she beat the bridge.
This happens all the time to Cocke.
Cocke: "No, it's gravity's. I was just trying to seduce her. I mean... uh... I was trying to have underage sex with her. I think. Are we underage? Probably."
I love how the Empire just seems to attack random places for no reason, and nobody gives a damn.
"Hey, is it hotter today than usual?" "Imperial attack. Your house is on fire." "Oh. That explains it."
Are you sure? Because usually their last words are "Captain Hammer will save us."
HEY. GUYS. We should totally rename AHNULD to CptHmr.
New town. Jidoor is full of rich people. Kinda boring, actually.
They're all assholes. Forcing the poor people out of town? What the fuck? Honestly?
...Cocke is the splitting image of Maria?
We'd probably have more fun with the downtrodden people who were forced out. Let's visit them in Zozo!
Wow, really? I'm gonna take that to heart!
...I'm just gonna leave him to have fun lying facedown on the ground.
Fuck, alright. I need a room for the night though. I'll check up there, since it's empty.
Oh, that's useful. I've got time to kill before my group needs to sleep.
WHAT OH HOLY FUCK! 10 hours passed already?! We gotta go!
AUUUUUUGH!!!!! TIME IS FUCKED UP!!!
We're never gonna make it to the top at this rate!
Luckily, we eventually escape the mysterious time warp field and make it to the top floor. A man is standing in our way.
How polite! He must be one of those new polite Dark Elves. What's his name, I wonder? Drizz't? Drizz'l?
If you don't mind. It's raining pretty hard.
OH WHAT THE FUCK
...Dadaluma? What a crappy name for a Dark Elf. And how rude, lying to us like that!
...Wait a second...
Dadaluma hates being punched in the crotch.
...If Dadaluma was lying, maybe... Maybe everyone in the town was lying all along! So time was never messed up! And the people are NOT great! Then that means....!!!