I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TETRIS EFFECT
Hello people.
With the votes for the choice of path perfectly tied, I got distracted by
Fantastic Contraptions for several days.
Unfortunately, it does not involve the repeated murder of small children.
Then I chose the secret path!
Elevators! Very Mario-esque, this room. You may have noticed a few very IWBTG additions.
Hint: Spikes will
kill you.
Really, they will.
And now we are safe. Spikes will pop out of this platform to kill you by the way. Keep your wits about you.
Ah, the Room of Divine Transportation. With it, you can teleport to the area immediately after any boss you have beaten!
The ones that haven't been opened yet merely kill you.
Those items in the middle are the secret items. They're shared across games, which is why there's an extra one.
Bullet Bill jumping? Let's get to it!
But first, dodge that spike.
Let's try for the easy way out.
There is no easy way out.
Why yes, the cannon does start aiming at you when you get close enough.
Trick the Sniff-It operating the cannon into shooting himself and the way is clear.
OH MY GOD ITS AN L SHAPED BLOCK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What these pictures don't capture is just how fast these blocks come down.
Don't get stuck down here - that long block will come down and trap you - The Kid can't jump over an obstacle four blocks high.
And once you're trapped, the inevitable happens.
The fact that rows do occaisonally get completed complicates things.
This is a bad place. Don't go down here.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?!
That's more like it. Think about how I must have gotten up here. It is important.
Then two L blocks and another two cubes.
Watch out for the last one - it does not like you.
This L block is our ticket out of here. You must get on top of it!
OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
Yes, you won't be able to get out and then a giant pill crushes you. No surprises here.
Success.
Keep in mind the Kid can't actually jump four blocks high. It is important to note this fact.
Anyway, with the horror of Tetris defeated, we move to the next area... NEXT UPDATE!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE HAPPY FUN DREAM LAND!