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Originally Posted by Big Mac
My Vote is Dancer or Dansen
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But not Danser?
I mean... it's also part French.
Anyway, I may get another chapter up tonight but if not it'll be a little while - a few days, maybe - till the next one (I'll try really, really hard, I promise). The reason? I'm leaving home! Woo!
...And then school's right around the corner. Bit of a buzzkill, but whatever.
EDIT: Chapter 20! A promise is a promise. Even if it's just a "maybe" promise.
So Mog's final name is Danser.
Back to the airship again.
Now see, You is lying to us here because people actually don't gain experience points on the Veldt. And that's why he isn't allowed in the party.
Speaking of which, I'm just going to change the party around for a moment. My reasoning is that in order to get more dances you need to have Danser fight in different areas, so if I bring him to a bunch of different landscapes then his natural abilities will be stronger.
Also I gave him Dragoon Boots.
Jumping for double damage? Epic for boss fights, and it's not like I need all the help I can get in random battles.
Anyway, this is the eastmost point that we can reach on the Imperial Continent.
Shouldn't there be like, people around here or something?
That too.
There was an entrance here just on the other side of the outpost.
Shouldn't be too difficult.
Except for the bridges over the lava pits. But we can just jump across, right?
Oh. The bridges realign themselves. Stupid traps.
Well, at least the rewards are good.
Eventually...
...we accidentally come upon a massive door in the mountainside!
I see cracks. It could be sealed better.
It's times like this that I laugh out loud and wonder what we would have done if her name wasn't Bitch.
Also, what would've happened if I hadn't put her in the party.
"It's all up to you, Bitch.... uh, Bitch? Shit! We left her on the airship. BRB."
"How the hell am I supposed to open this without explosives? Or a doorknob?"
Shhh! If you're quiet, they won't notice you!
Bitch: "HOW?!"
I love fighting Kefka. It's the only time I get to pick on someone my own size.
Eunuch: "It's obviously reverse psychology! Bitch, keep opening the gate!!"
Eunuch: "No matter how hard you try, your mindtricks won't work on us! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, BITCH!"
All Kefka manages to do is poison Danser before we kill him in one shot.
"Ahem... KNOCK KNOCK!! .....ORANGE! ....ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!"
"I can't believe that actually worked! I mean, I told you my plan and everything and you STILL kept going!"
"Do you know something I don't?"
Obviously not. Otherwise, they wouldn't be on a fucking DIPLOMATIC MISSION TO THE ESPER WORLD.
Soldier: "General Kefka, you aren't hitting the deck hard enough!!"
*thud*
Too late.
Okay I'm gonna call bullshit because I already have her.
*thump*
Bitch: "Holy crap! Did anybody else feel that?"
Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
Bitch: "Well, we didn't exactly get a chance to talk to the Espers. They were too busy killing all the humans."
Bitch: "You know, like the Espers that had killed a whole bunch of them already."
Well, that part of the mission failed. But we didn't need their help to attack Vector, anyway. On to the invasion!
"The plan is going perfectly smoothly and nothing could possibly interrupt it. Good thing we have an airship, otherwise we might have missed the invasion!"
HMM I DUNNO MAYBE IT WAS SOME KIND OF BIRD
That wasn't very birdlike though.
No shit. Why is the screen all red?
HMM NO I DON'T THINK IT IS
At what point exactly did the Espers decide to set fire to our ship?
And if it uses a massive balloon full of hydrogen or helium, why hasn't it simply burst into flames entirely yet?
Thank goodness we levelled so much. Otherwise we might have been killed by the crash, gravity, or the things that blew our ship to hell.
Luckily (?) we're still on the Imperial continent, so we can just walk to Vector. We'll be a little late, but it's not the first time we've let the weaker soldiers take the heat for us.
They'll forgive us just like Danser did. Right?
See? They succeeded anyway.
...
Wait, what?! The Returners actually did something without our help! I'm so proud of you guys!
You guys suck assbuns.
This actually went far better than I thought it would. Great plan, Banon!
...How is the emperor expecting us? Nobody knew we were anywhere around here. Heck, nobody even knew we survived the CRASH until we got here!
Gestahl faints! Choose next pokemon?
"...thanks to the slave crown I put on his head! Teach you to screw with Cid!"
"...And then the Returners arrived and lit a few fires for good measure."
Bitch: "Correction: YOU'RE utterly helpless against them. Seriously, just throw us at them. Maybe even literally. We can take it."
'Friends'?
1) You kidnapped Bitch as a child and enslaved her for her entire life.
2) You murdered Eunuch and AHNULD's father.
3) You killed everyone in Doma.
4) You screwed up Hef's business.
5) You're responsible for the deaths of lots of moogles probably.
We have no reason whatsoever to forgive him. The whole Esper thing is JUST ONE THING HE'S DONE WRONG.
...I really wish we had a choice in the matter...
Like us.
...How just talking to them work? You need to fight them. Everyone knows that.
TO BE CONTINUED.
...Stupid game and its STUPID linear plot...