LAST TIME ON FINAL FANTASY 6:
We have to talk to soldiers because they're still ROWDY.
Apparently, letting them speak their minds makes them love peace, regardless of whether we respond or not.
So, soldiers like this guy still count, even though he clearly doesn't care much about whether we're still at war.
So Kefka's in the slammer? It's about time. I think more clowns should be in jail, so every time one ends up there it's like a personal victory.
Cool, we've established that, welcome to the future.
Cool, we made you stop wanting war just by looking at you. Kinda like a King Oni in Red Alert 3.
Cool, we made absolutely no difference.
Oh man, we actually get to FIGHT these guys?!
Kame...
ha.... me....
HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
I gotta say, it was a triumph. I'm making a note here. See? "HUGE SUCCESS."
Huh? So the Emperor never found out how Kefka managed to wipe out every woman and child and every man except for one from Doma with THAT army? Also, the water was purple and it was pretty noticeable.
...Why did I barge in here?
I keep going like this until I speak to every one of the 24 soldiers.
And then I get my sweet revenge.
WHERE'S RACHEL GRRRRRR!
He's very close to making me break my only rule.
And by "my only rule," I mean the bars on his cage.
Y'know, so I can get in and beat the shit out of him.
It's dinnertime anyway.
Ooooh! Burn!
You're the one who made us wait 4 minutes.
Fuck you, Gestahl.
And he's powerless to stop me because he knows I can kick his ass 4 ways to Sunday.
Hurray for scapegoats, amirite?
This isn't even a choice.
Especially since I know what he does later. Killing him would solve EVERY problem.
HE'S HARBORING CONVICTS
You're not sorry enough.
Keep going.
Good enough for now.
Aren't most poisons natural? Like, things need them as survival mechanisms. HEY EVERYONE GESTAHL IS ANTI-ENVIRONMENT
Yeah, I'm still confused about that.
And that's why he should be executed.
Except that she didn't have much choice because it was either join us or die.
Yeah, it's your fucking palace. You lazy bastard.
I'm pretty sure we didn't change anyone's mind except that one guy we beat up.
Look, if they hadn't done it, we would have, and they didn't even finish the job.
They didn't even WANT to come. It's your fault all around.
There's no need for ambition when you realize that your life is over in like 10 seconds anyway.
Right. All this eating is making me feel exhausted.
Physical exertion! Great, nothing relaxes us more!
*later*
You haven't made everything better yet.
You're not in a particularly good position to ask for one. You haven't apologized enough.
I'm just gonna point out that we don't have all that great of a track record either. They only tend to help us once we've already killed them, and I'm not even sure anymore if it's willingly.
May as well.
*dramatic drumroll*
"SIGN MY BOOBS! PLEASE!"
"As opposed to the one with makeup. It's easy to make the mistake, you know?"
Obi-Wan didn't do too well after that phrase, and I doubt that we will either.
Are you serious?
All the more reason we should send more than just Bitch and our WEAKEST CHARACTER!
Dude, if anything happens it's totally going to happen over there.
On the way out....
Bitch: "What? There's not even writing on this. It just looks like someone spit all over the paper." /family guy joke
Sweet.
Just for clarification, I got about half of the prizes you can get. If you select the right responses at dinner you can get better items. However, Gestahl can fuck right off. I intentionally chose all the worst responses.
The only reason I got all that stuff in fact is that I spoke to every single soldier.
And so it's on to Cresent Island, which also contains Thamasa, a mysterious city full of unfriendly people, a blue mage and a little girl who Silly's dog likes! By all means, continue suggesting names for the last two (The mage and the girl) even though I haven't even asked yet. I'll probably need them in the next update.
Take all the time you want, though. I'm in no hurry.