I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE SPECTACULAR SUPER PUNCH OUT SURPRISE!
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Originally Posted by Flarecobra
"Beware the Moon?" Any idea as to the reasoning behind that
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Because it's the Moon!
You'll see, I'll make you see! You'll all say I'm crazy but I'm the only one who's not crazy!
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Last update we were left at what seems to be a dead end. How can we continue?
By extending our reach to the skies above!
They say that, for the Upper Path at least, this room is what really tests if you've got what it takes to be The Guy. If you can't get through here, give up now!
I wonder why.
You didn't
really think it would be that easy, did you?
Stars are heavy.
Ah, the next room. Much less spikier than the previous room! Seems straightforward, right?
It never is.
NEVER EVER EVER!
So yeah, if you fall down on this screen, a plane will fly by and turn you into chunky salsa. Also the Game Over music is different! Of course, this Let's Play is picture only, so you don't know what you're missing out on. Like how catchy the regular Game Over music is.
Guitar riff!
And now we have crossed and can save, safe forever.
Do not fear, for this save point cannot harm you.
I mean a killer save point? That's ridiculous!
Hmmm, could this be the boss battle we've been waiting for?
One thud and the doors seal!
After an eternity, a second thump knocks down a star. It sounds like breaking glass. Well it would if you could hear it. Which you can't.
What IS that?
Slowly it rises into full view...
IT'S HIDEOUS!
Mike Tyson is pretty basic. He chases after you and periodically punches.
After enough normal punches, he then punches out a few blocks, which, if he's in the right spot...
Fall and hurt his foot, making him shout out in pain.
This gives you the opportunity to cram bullets down his throat.
Yes, those are flames coming out of his mouth.
Some men just can't handle their bullets.
To kill him, do this two more times. All he does is speed up.
For the first two stages at least, it's pretty easy to stay out of his reach.
My god he's ugly.
You get to see his ugly smirk if he does get you though.
And then you experience the joys of having to sit through his overly long intro movie again, unless you know the
secret.
And he's down for the count!
Ah, sweet, precious Unit, you are mine now.
And there you can see the Moon. Lowest of the celestial spheres and scarred with a thousand evils. First to rise, first to fall...
My archnemesis...
Is Arhra crazy?
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