I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG BOSS
In the last update, we navigated the varied horrors of the spooky stage.
There were no ghosts or goblins, the tree hands might have been ghouls though. Well, at least there were zombies. Maybe they were goblin zombies? Could the moving earth have been caused by poltergeist activity perhaps?
We will never know.
Well, the Moon was there. That's pretty horrifying, right?
Let's pick up where we left off.
Ah, right. Let's continue falling then.
We get signal. Enemy incoming!
A new type of experimental weapon.
A weapon that will change the world.
A weapon with the ability to launch an egg attack from any place on the face of the earth. An egg equipped, walking battle tank.
METAL GEAR?!
It can't be!
I gotta make a phone call!
The Kid : Metal Gear was designed to launch a new type of egg warhead, wasn't it?
Campbell : !
The Kid : You knew it all along, didn't you?
Campbell : .......
The Kid : Why did you try to hide it?
Campbell : ...I'm sorry...
The Kid : Can't tell the grunts, huh? ...You've changed a lot. Metal Gear... secret advanced egg weapons research... Does the White House know about this? How deep does it go?
Campbell : As far as I know, as of yesterday, the President had not been briefed about the Birdo Project.
The Kid : "Need to know basis", is that the idea?
Campbell : These are sensitive times. Even sub-critical egg tests are causing quite a stir.
The Kid : Plausible deniability, huh? The hell with you!
Campbell : I'm sorry. We've got no choice. Your top priority now is to destroy Metal Gear itself. Sorry to lay it all in your lap, but you're all I've got. Bust out of there and get to the Castle Of The Guy.
The Kid : Damn!!
The Kid : It's moving...
The Kid : How do I stop it?
Ah, of course, the radome! (That red bobble thingy!)
I know a glowing weak point when I see it!
??? : Kid! Your blood will be the first to be spilt by this glorious new weapon. Consider it an honor... a gift from your brother. Now, I'll show you! The power of the weapon that will lead us in the 21st century! THE POWER OF METAL GEAR BIRDO!
The Kid : Brother?!
??? : Don't you even recognise your own brother? It is I, The Hard Kid!
The resemblance is uncanny!
Eh, shyguys ain't so tough.
Hard : In the Mushroom Kingdom, we don't hunt foxes, we hunt goombas. Instead of foxhounds, we use plumbers.
The Kid : A cornered fox is more dangerous than a plumber!
He destroyed the radome...
I don't get it either. Oh well, now the eye shielding is down.
IT HAS LASERS?!
The Kid : Did that do it!? Damn!!!
Hard : Nice try, Kid! Die!!
The egg warheads have been armed. Contact with their glowing tips is now lethal!
I'm impressed by Hard's truth telling abilities.
Hard : Kid, I'll crush you into blood!
The menace of METAL GEAR BIRDO is defeated. Wait... The Kid blacks out!
OH SHIT.
How are we going to get out of this one?
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