I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CASTLE OF VANIA
Picking up where we left off:
I can't really get across how much of a pain this fight is. You fire bullet after bullet at Hard and the bare chested bastard shrugs it off!
Thank god for FOX-DIE!
Then we just escape on a snowmobile with Princess Peach before the bombers... what?
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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen
Is it bad that I can't tell if this is how the game actually plays or if you're making it up?
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Originally Posted by jagos
Parts are made up.
The soft kid is a lie.  |
Alright, you got me.
Anyway, with Mecha Birdo defeated, we appear in the next room.
Must be some sort of egg silo...
That first egg is armed too. Oh well, let's just grab that Unit and get out of here.
Gotta be REALLY careful jumping up here. Overshoot and you're dead.
No armed egg, but the floor is trapped! Nooooo!
The tasty treat is ours! Mwahahaha!
You can see a bit of floor still spinning where I triggered it.
Onwards!
My, doesn't this look familiar?
You know the drill for getting the rest of the way to Dracula's Castle.
Once again, I'm going to talk about how I like the music here but you can't actually hear it. Ha!
Medusa heads don't actually kill you. Instead they just throw you a great distance and temporarily petrify The Kid.
This tends to kill you.
Now we know what happened to the rest of the stairs.
A clocktower?!
Hmm, what's that in front of the Moon?
Oh no, a witch! Filled with witchcraft and wicked moon magic!
She hit the clocktower and she's down for the count. Go blunt trauma!
She actually turned me into a newt, but I forgot to take any screenshots. And then I got better. Sorry!
Ah, a bunch of spikes, moving platforms and medusa heads.
Unusually, these linked platforms switch positions when they change direction. This section would be quite easy if the platforms weren't so buggy. Basically, if you try to move while standing on one, you're going to fall off it.
It is annoying.
Also, it's not very interesting.
The next room is Dracula's throne room. We're ready to face him...
NEXT UPDATE!
WILL WE FIGHT DRACULA?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING UPDATE OF I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GODDAMNED DRACULA
PSYCH!
Let's stake this vampire dead!
Here's Dracula in all his glory. Mmmmm, cutscene.
Yes, he... he killed you.
With a wineglass.
IN A CUTSCENE!
I... I can't win against that sort of power. Dracula's just too strong.
I'm sorry.