I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GODDAMNED DRACULA
Hello people.
I, I came back.
As you may remember, last update ended with Dracula effortlessly killing The Kid during a cutscene. Fortunately, it seems there is a way to avoid this.
First some other business.
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Originally Posted by Kerensky287
I have a question.
Umm, goomba? What?
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Originally Posted by FlareCobra
Yeah...I was wondering about that as well.
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What are you on about? There are no goombas in I Wanna Be the Guy! What do you think this is, Kaizo Mario? Get off the crazy pills, crazy!
Anyway, now we've got a Ribbon to prevent instant death status effects, we can take Dracula on.
WINEGLASS DEATH AVOIDED!
It's on!
Dracula does not walk, he teleports. That's just the way Dracula rolls.
He has shot a pair of orbs from his cloak of horrors!
Eh, what's that going to do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
No, I can't give up!
I just have to be more careful.
I've studied up. I know that Dracula is a vampire and so his only weakness is being shot in the face. All I have to do is stay on that central platform to jump up and shoot his head while dodging his attacks.
I've kicked the ass (or equivalent) of the five other bosses! I can dodge that wineglass! I can take him down!
GIVE ME ALL YOU'VE GOT, DRACULA!
Dracula: THIS IS TRUE POWER!
He... he just shot the Moon at me...
IT'S HOPELESS!
No!
As long as there is life, there is hope! And while we are still alive, we can
continue to blindly throw away The Kid's life in search of victory!
Let's take Dracula down!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dracula can telefrag you.
Can't let him win!
Dracula is the incarnation of all evil and the Delicious Fruit are his to command!
Also, fire!
It's a whirlwind of delicious fruity death! AAAAAAH!
Also, fire!
ALSO HOMING FIRE-FRUIT!
May contain fire!
And it stays around! AAAAAAH!
Also it is on fire!
I did tell you there was fire.
AAAAH! Fire! Burning the world!
Hurt him enough and Dracula summons
evil floating brains that will relentlessly hunt you down.
Er, right.
They can not be destroyed, merely knocked back for a time.
And he keeps attacking and they speed up and get knocked back less and OH GOD!
But keep on shooting and...
Behold his true form and despair!
Oh.
IT'S HIDEOUS!
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
'twas a fierce battle.
UNITS UNITE!
With this, the seal can be opened, the way to The Guy is clear!
What terrors will we encounter on The Road to The Guy?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE ROAD TO THE GUY!