I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE RETURN OF THE MOON?!
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Originally Posted by Kerensky287
Well, look on the bright side.
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There are no werewolves in IWBTG.
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That is because The Moon killed them.
Going outside when there's a full moon out is a really bad idea.
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Originally Posted by PYrosNine
Makes ya wish ya had some magical masks and the ability to go back three days, huh?
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The Kid can travel back in time already. Much like the Prince of Persia, he just pretends whatever bad thing just happened didn't.
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Originally Posted by Ryong
Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?
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What ribbon? I'm getting sick of you crazy people and your crazy talk!
At the end of the last update, we finished on a most horrifying sight: THE MOOOOOOOOOON!
Let's see how things develop.
What's this?
THAT'S NO MOON!
An enemy that can defeat The Moon?
IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!
We must flee into this suspiciously spartan and thus easy to create region!
What appears to be happening is every bit as exciting as it looks!
Good thing the thing that is here stopped chasing me.
Otherwise I would be dead.
Dragons?! BREATHING FIRE?!
NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANY MORE!
STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Well, at least it is vulnerable to being shot in the face while its mouth is open.
The Devil Dragon is turning into swirly thingies!
DEMONS!
No, not devils. That would be absurd.
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What, can't you tell the difference?
What's it doing now?
It would appear it is tranforming into its hideous second form!
I... I wasn't prepared for such a sight.
Bullets, soothe my visual pain!
It is doing that thing it totally does again.
Could it be trying to communicate?
Silly, The Kid! Have you forgotten? It is trying to kill you!
Those pulsing demon swirly things gather themselves again, preparing to form anew.
The moment of inhuman birth!
The horror! This day just keeps getting worse and worse!
They're coming for me again!
How am I going to get through?!
Somehow!
Uh... where are they going?
It was changing into its ramming form and getting up speed for a ram!
Brace for impact!
Better yet, RUN AWAY!
It explodes for some reason!
Really, this is what happened.
Believe it!
So what now?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED!