I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED
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Originally Posted by Jagos
We've come so far, do we get to see the end of this?
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Yes, yes you do.
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Let's see the rest of the mailbag.
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Originally Posted by Zilla
EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE!
Also, those pictures make it look oh-so-simple.
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Er, witchcraft?
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Originally Posted by russianreversal
That battle has my favorite music in the whole game. And it is balls difficult. Way harder than it looks.
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Alright, you caught me! The Devil Dragon is fake. Now the title makes sense. I hope you're happy.
Anyway, as I was saying, we have to escape the Moon.
OH GOD IT SEES ME.
Run like a bastard and don't look back!
This seems oddly familar.
Luckily there are no goombas in I Wanna Be The Guy!
I Wanna Be The Guy has it's own charms.
Springboard death charms....
Do you suppose every single ? block contains Delicious Fruit?
...
That's one weird looking Piranha Plant.
Don't try and jump the full gap - You'll fall short and die!
But don't jump too far either!
Look at the Moon go... it's unstoppable...
Yes, an invisible ? block.
But no delicious 1-ups, only Delicious Fruit.
We jump over the chasm but can not jump over the second chasm. It's slightly wider!
Climb before the Moon catches up!
Drop between those two spikes. Otherwise that star will get you.
Ah, a second invisible block.
Bullet Bills too?! Is avoiding spring loaded death wile being chased by the Moon somehow not enough?! When will it end?!
Safe!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A wide chasm! Maybe we can escape the Moon!
What's it doing?!
Oh no!
And yes, these last two platforms fall upwards!
I escape!
To make it clear, yes, that block falls
backwards.
The Moon has fallen in a chasm, so now we are safe from it unless it bursts from the earth beneath us like a landshark.
Of course, try to remember that the Moon isn't the only thing that can kill you.
The end is in sight. Leap! LEAP LIKE THE WIND!
OH NO!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Remember kids: if you try to jump on flagpoles, the Moon will come and crush you to death.
Ah, how silly of me. You were supposed to stand on a cloud and jump over the flagpole!
Success! Into The Castle of The Guy we go!
Inside, we find the Entrance of The Guy!
What horrible things await us in this most definitely final of dungeons?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!