I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!
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Originally Posted by Flarecobra
....Wow. That's a lot of Kids.
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have killed over a thousand Kids to make this Let's Play you know.
What can I say? You can't make nice pictures without killing a few kids!
Now then, let's waltz in that front door!
No! You tricked me!
Well, that's one way to keep solictors out.
Although, if you know what you're doing, you can actually waltz in the front door...
You want to know how to get here? Fine, here's a hint:
There are cracks in the wall.
Although there's nothing past it but a secret item. And eggplants. OH GOD THE EGGPLANTS.
If you want to continue, to the incinerator with ye!
Of course these blocks fall down.
Ride that platform. RIDE IT FOR JUSTICE!
Ah... the Tower of The Guy.
You remember those levels that have you outrunning a slowly rising floor? Donkey Kong Country 2 in particular comes to mind for me.
Meet their god.
Clearances are tight!
You must jump as soon as you are able or you will die!
Mess up one jump or be slightly too slow and you are dead!
Dead, I tells ya!
You're too slow!
DDDDEEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDD!
You might not die immediately if you fall slightly behind, but you
will die.
My doesn't this look fun?
I kind of didn't leave myself anything to say here by writing notes on the actual picture...
Did I mention that if you jump too hard here, the spikes will kill you?
TOO SLOW!
Just through.
It's about to speed up again by the way.
There's the way out, how do we get off this crazy thing?
Safety to the left!
Then we just have to cross the room and jump down.
Now we go right and jump up.
Success!
Let's save.
Don't let it eat me!
This close to The Guy, even the save points take on a spiteful life of their own.
OH GOD MY PRETTY FACE!
What awaits us in The Sanctum of The Guy?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GUY!