I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GUY!
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Originally Posted by Pyrosnine
An EVIL BOX? I am full of disbelief! Boxes can never be evil! They are friends!
Surely it was just a missunderstanding. Perhaps it was really an Evil Bot. Or, more likely, an Evil Fox! B and F can seem alike if you forget two curved bits!
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Actually, once you kill it, it turns into a normal save box.
Also it sounds like Kraid!
Yes, the thing roars at you while its coming to kill you.
Anyway, through that door lies... THE GUY!
We've faced dragons and brains and large burly men and robots and vampires and The Moon to get this far... Are we ready to face The Guy?
Let's look at some speculative The Guys to prepare ourselves!
The Moon has been mocking us the whole time?!
HOW CAN THIS BE?
Mother Brain back and hungry for revenge! And brains!
INCONCEIVABLE!
That's a lot of talk coming from a kid who did a headstand in a bottle of bleach.
SURPRISINGLY PLAUSIBLE!
OK, OK, let's get on with it.
Without any further forgeries, delays or distractions, let me present THE GUY.
This is just some sick game to him?!
WHAT A TWIST!
Yes. What.
The Guy sleeps around.
I never showed you the inventory screen because it was boring.
TRAGEDY!
IT'S ON!
Holy crap his gun shoots big bullets!
Noooo! It's all over!
And The Kid was never seen again.
Thanks for watching everyone!
THE END