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Unread 12-31-2008, 05:47 AM   #325
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CREDITS OF THE GUY
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Am I the only one who finds it weird how The Guy's face breaks some of the ceiling in a weird way? I mean, it's a reverse U shape, how did he break it like that?
Witchcraft.


Last update, it seemed our long quest was finally over, but, of course, its never that easy!

We continue, a true David vs Goliath: The Kid VS The Guy's Giant Head!

Naturally, The Guy will probably start shooting fireballs from his eyes and spikes from his mouth.


Fire: Check.

I hope you do not mind, but as you can see I have already started firing on his one weak point: the shin.

Ahahahaha! That was a joke.

No, really it is his eyes.

That is why one is smaller and red.

Yes.


One eye down! Not so handsome any more, are you The Guy?


He didn't like me poking his eyes.

Also they grew back!


THE GUY: I WILL CRUSH YOUR TINY BONES!

LASER VORTEX OF SPINNING DEATH!

Fortunately, it is avoidable.

You want to know how to dodge the LASER VORTEX OF SPINNING DEATH?

No.

I will not tell you.

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This thread confuses and enrages me. Still, at least my taunts influenced Arhras decision, despite what the Lies claim.
OK, OK, you have had a small effect now. Does it make you happy?


THE GUY: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.

Uh...

You may have noticed something here.


Oh no, he has set the platforms on fire!

Why did his fireballs not do this before? It is a mystery.


Also he can shoot homing ice things! They stand still for a while then move towards you and pause again. Fortunately, they're easy to shoot down.


He is breathing a laser!

This attack's kind of annoying but easy to dodge. After a certain ammount of time he'll either pull this out or...


Spikes: Check!


They also target somewhat.


Both eyes poked once more!

He really didn't like that at all... look at all that fire he vomited up.


THE GUY: YEAH, I DID HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM.

HIS EYEBROWS BLOCK YOUR SHOTS! HOW CRAZY!


You have to dodge spikes and ice and fireballs all while standing on this tiny platform and shoot back at his eye.

Oh, I have forgotten to mention it before now, but his eyes also regenerate from damage if you don't poke them out completely. This happens in all stages.


IT'S MADNESS!

Although, that tongue of flame is glitched from his previous stage. Tip: Don't poke out his second eye while he's doing that!


One eye down, cross to the other side! Also, jumping over the fire to climb the vines is quite tricky! Once you successfully cross to the other side, it's just the same as before, assuming you remembered to deal with the snowballs.


KILL HIS FACE! KILL HIS FACE DEAD!

Having run out of eyeballs, the Guy suffers Spontaneous Massive Face Failure.

Or maybe that's just blood going everywhere...


NOOOOO! He's decided if he has to go, he's taking you with him!


VICTORY!


YOU GOT THE GUN OF THE GUY!


No spikes will stop you now!


A WINNER IS YOU!


IT IS A GLORIOUS NEW DAY!!


YOU CAN GO HOME!!!




The Kid: Hard Kid, you came!
The Hard Kid: I... I was wrong. Can you ever forgive me, The Ki... NO! THE GUY!


And you thought they weren't really called that.


Later that night

The Kid: No wonder they call you the Hard Kid!

It was a magical evening.


I just had to put in another shot of that spike corridor. It is the worst bit in the game! It deserves to be seen again!


I always thought they were bats for some reason...


Also featuring the Eight (Non-Robot) Masters

1: Tyson




2: Kraidgief

Yes, the screen started changing before he could be fully shown!


CONGA LINE!


3: Dracula (Not shown)


Guy Industries Tower


4: Bowser, Wart and Wiley, the Clown Car Trio

OK, I edited this one to fit them all in...


5: Mother Brain (Not shown)

Metroid is still adorable. Also, yes, Spaghettios!


Do not forget it is a ten thousand kilometer walk home.


6. Mecha Birdo (Not shown)
7. Dragon Devil The Moon


Finally, a tour of the rest of The Hall of Former The Guys




Magnificent.


And so a legend is born.


What?! No! This can't be happening!


I thought very deeply about what to do here.

In the end I remembered that this Let's Play is a grim, bloody fable with no happy ending. The people demand blood!

The Moon is in the heavens, all is right with the world.

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE REALLY THE END
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