[EVILNess]

I just got back from my weekly game.

My party and I just spent the session destabilizing a neighboring country, it was a spectacular Xanatos Gambit that I will not post here for fear it will be used against me one day. Let's just say we had a nice traipse through the city catacombs and there were elephants involved.

I put a party member in charge of the country as Viceroy and we immediately began the construction of hospitals, schools, and we had the previously employed king hanged in front of his people (We even provided fruit, which they promptly threw. He was a douche-king.), the noose cut off his head cause he was so fat.

After the whole thing the cleric in our party looked at me and she said, "You are a truly magnificent bastard. Glad we don't let you DM anymore."

I don't know if I should feel complimented or insulted.