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Unread 08-01-2004, 02:08 AM   #1
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So I was browsing around The Snake Soup's MGS Myths section and realized some people come with some really stupid ideas about MGS. But seriously, people are always advertising their stupidity. Like the guy who shot his nuts off. Or the person who jabbed a hamburger in their eyes. Etc. So what're some of your funny stories of people who advertise their stupidity?

Oh, yeah, this is a continuation of my other stupid people thread. If this one gets locked prematurely, can I please have an explanation as to why it's locked? Thank you.
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Unread 08-01-2004, 10:44 AM   #2
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If this one gets locked prematurely, can I please have an explanation as to why it's locked? Thank you.
We don't even remember what other thread you're talking about by now, much less why it was closed. Let it go.
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Unread 08-01-2004, 12:16 PM   #3
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It was about 3 pages back, and if I had to guess...it was page limit.

On Topic: I work with a woman who burned herself badly because she was so drunk she pured beer on the flame to help put it out. 'nuff said.
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Unread 08-01-2004, 07:50 PM   #4
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God some of those Myths were crazy, yeah last thread seems to have been page limit.

When your referring to the hamburger in the eye do you mean the guy who claimed he "read" the instructions on a McDonalds hamburger and stuck himself in the eye with it? I heard he was the same guy who did the "YOU DIDN'T SAY THE COFFEE WAS HOT!"Personally I didn't know hamburgers came with instructions.
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Unread 08-01-2004, 08:24 PM   #5
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40 posts is way under post limit, though(and even shiney and RaiRai had different ideas on what it my have been, but since neither of them closed it, they weren't sure).
http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=4902
But fine, I'll let it go...whatever. I just wanted to keep discussing stupid people doing stupid things without fear of being hounded.

Anyway, I recently found out the girl who was sueing for hot coffee was because the coffee was abnormally hot and caused 2nd and 3rd degree burns, on her vagina.

Personally, I think the McDonald's in that case was a bunch of stupid fools. And how could anyone drink coffee that extreme?
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Unread 08-01-2004, 08:48 PM   #6
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Unread 08-01-2004, 09:52 PM   #7
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Page limit, Otaku. Not post limit. That thread was approaching six pages in length. That's more than enough to warrant a closing, and nowhere near "premature."

Besides, I'm not sure how misfortunate accidents (usually resulting in extreme pain or death) are in any way particularly humorous.

EDITED TO ADD:
Very well said, Leef.

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Unread 08-01-2004, 10:47 PM   #8
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Personally, I think the McDonald's in that case was a bunch of stupid fools. And how could anyone drink coffee that extreme?
Please to be reading this, since you don't know the facts

edited because I wanted to add something more on topic.

I think whats stupid is people's complete willingness to assume that OTHER people are stupid. I'm sure very few of us display such intellectual prowess that we have room to point the finger at others. There's that saying, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. :P
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Unread 08-01-2004, 10:57 PM   #9
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Unread 08-02-2004, 09:17 AM   #10
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Why in the hell did they scan a monitor screen? I wonder what kind of image came out of that. Hmmm, now I want to try it!!
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