META-Mafia!

rpgdemon · 10-23-2012, 09:07 PM

'Sup all. You probably all have gotten your PMs at this point, and saw weird things like "+X points" and, HP and stuff.

So, here's the deal:

The winner of the game is the one with the most points. You also win if your faction wins, but you are not the crown champion.

On health: The game is flavored as a mafia game gone wrong, with trolls ruining players fun, until they drop and quit. So, your health represents your willingness to keep playing. Hit zero, and you're out of there. Get banned, and you're out of there.

Getting points: At the end of the game, you get one point per two points of health you have left. You get five points for having the most money of all the players when the game ends. Money is still yours when you die. You get bonus points for completing your objectives.

Now that that's out of the way...

Too many people are complaining about trolls and jerks, and leaving the mafia game! It's time to get out there and ban them, by democratic method! Ban the trolls, or kill them out of the game with in-game powers, just get rid of them!

Town wins when no scum remain.
Scum wins when no town remain.
Other people win when they win. You know. *WONK.*

You all start with 10 health, and 5 dollars.

BahamutFlare - Cow_Macaw_Macow Self-Alligned: 10 HP $0 Banned day 1

Nikose: 13 HP, $8

Aldurin - "Yomama - Yo Yo Ma" Troll-Leech: 12 HP, $5 Banned day 2

Dracorion - Forteh Lullabyez Town Bulletproof: 0 HP, $3 Night-quit night 3

Fenris - "DemonDaMan" Troll-Don: 0 HP, $5 Night-quit night 2.

Inbred Chocobo: 10 HP, $26 Banned, day 4

Ryanderman - PuGLyfe Town-Doctor, Mason: 0 HP, $10 Night-quit night 1.

Hawk: 4 HP, $13

Gregness - Broseidan Town Daykiller: 10 HP, $5 Banned, day 3

Geminex - VeggieGreenz: 0 HP, $0 Night-quit night 3

Lullabyez ?????: 0 HP, $5 Night-quit night 2

BahamutFlare · 10-23-2012, 09:10 PM

Vote: Nikose

It's obviously meta that he is scum or however this works.

Nikose Tyris · 10-23-2012, 09:53 PM

omg, li3k why would you even try nub.

VOTE: B4H4MUTFL4R3

Can't touch this

Geminex · 10-24-2012, 02:28 AM

Hello and Welcome to Meta Mafia, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 10-24-2012, 03:31 AM

Can we get a list of who's actually in this? I have already forgotten and I don't feel like having to keep re-opening the signup thread.

Geminex · 10-24-2012, 05:42 AM

For our first game, we've got scenes from a hat! This is a game for everyone, I've got a hat here, we've had our audience put in suggestions, and our contestants are gonna act them out for you.

And our first suggestion is...
People who aren't scum!

Nikose Tyris · 10-24-2012, 06:55 AM

00h! M3!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 10-24-2012, 07:40 AM

Ok, interesting first couple of responses. Gem seems to think he's playing a different game(show) and Nikose is talking in leet speek. Not sure if Gems is part of his role or not, Niks probably is, but no idea what role it might actually be.

rpgdemon · 10-24-2012, 08:02 AM

List of Players:

BahamutFlare: 10 HP, $5

Nikose: 10 HP, $5

Aldurin: 10 HP, $5

Dracorion: 10 HP, $5

Fenris: 10 HP, $5

Inbred Chocobo: 10 HP, $5

Ryanderman: 10 HP, $5

Hawk: 10 HP, $5

Gregness: 10 HP, $5

Geminex: 10 HP, $5

Lullabyez: 10 HP, $5

Geminex · 10-24-2012, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

Ok, interesting first couple of responses. Gem seems to think he's playing a different game(show) and Nikose is talking in leet speek. Not sure if Gems is part of his role or not, Niks probably is, but no idea what role it might actually be.

One thousand points for Hawk's cunning analysis!

Nikose' impression of a moron gets one thousand votes!

(Vote: Nikose)

Also, no, not a role. I just felt like pointing out that, I think, a lot of players will forego points for simple faction play and decided to run with the whose line reference. Because whose line is pretty awesome.

I'd talk about how I prefer the US version, but that would probably get me lynched.

10-23-2012, 09:07 PM	#1
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	META-Mafia! 'Sup all. You probably all have gotten your PMs at this point, and saw weird things like "+X points" and, HP and stuff. So, here's the deal: The winner of the game is the one with the most points. You also win if your faction wins, but you are not the crown champion. On health: The game is flavored as a mafia game gone wrong, with trolls ruining players fun, until they drop and quit. So, your health represents your willingness to keep playing. Hit zero, and you're out of there. Get banned, and you're out of there. Getting points: At the end of the game, you get one point per two points of health you have left. You get five points for having the most money of all the players when the game ends. Money is still yours when you die. You get bonus points for completing your objectives. Now that that's out of the way... Too many people are complaining about trolls and jerks, and leaving the mafia game! It's time to get out there and ban them, by democratic method! Ban the trolls, or kill them out of the game with in-game powers, just get rid of them! Town wins when no scum remain. Scum wins when no town remain. Other people win when they win. You know. WONK. You all start with 10 health, and 5 dollars. BahamutFlare - Cow_Macaw_Macow Self-Alligned: 10 HP $0 Banned day 1 Nikose: 13 HP, $8 Aldurin - "Yomama - Yo Yo Ma" Troll-Leech: 12 HP, $5 Banned day 2 Dracorion - Forteh Lullabyez Town Bulletproof: 0 HP, $3 Night-quit night 3 Fenris - "DemonDaMan" Troll-Don: 0 HP, $5 Night-quit night 2. Inbred Chocobo: 10 HP, $26 Banned, day 4 Ryanderman - PuGLyfe Town-Doctor, Mason: 0 HP, $10 Night-quit night 1. Hawk: 4 HP, $13 Gregness - Broseidan Town Daykiller: 10 HP, $5 Banned, day 3 Geminex - VeggieGreenz: 0 HP, $0 Night-quit night 3 Lullabyez ?????: 0 HP, $5 Night-quit night 2 __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF. Last edited by rpgdemon; 11-01-2012 at 03:43 PM.

10-24-2012, 08:02 AM	#9
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	List of Players: BahamutFlare: 10 HP, $5 Nikose: 10 HP, $5 Aldurin: 10 HP, $5 Dracorion: 10 HP, $5 Fenris: 10 HP, $5 Inbred Chocobo: 10 HP, $5 Ryanderman: 10 HP, $5 Hawk: 10 HP, $5 Gregness: 10 HP, $5 Geminex: 10 HP, $5 Lullabyez: 10 HP, $5 __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

10-23-2012, 09:10 PM	#2
BahamutFlare Troopa Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: PA Posts: 34	Vote: Nikose It's obviously meta that he is scum or however this works.

10-24-2012, 02:28 AM	#4
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Hello and Welcome to Meta Mafia, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!

10-24-2012, 05:42 AM	#6
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	For our first game, we've got scenes from a hat! This is a game for everyone, I've got a hat here, we've had our audience put in suggestions, and our contestants are gonna act them out for you. And our first suggestion is... People who aren't scum!