I *could* buy a real one for 99c at the checkout. Like a SAVAGE.

Falos · 10-27-2006, 02:38 PM

He's right.

By Cloud's hair he's right.

Fun size? No, that's like a 2 on the fun factor. You want up on fun, gimmie an eight pound variety of a bar, THEN you can slap on "fun". And was he saying that a 'family pack' consists of single Twix? That's not only an insult to us, but themselves. Because those aren't Twix. They're like, Monx. Singx. They're lonely. And I'm not eating monks.

It's just gay. Now hang on, first of all...
(A) I'm not saying anything on gay folk because that's a hella can o' worms
(B) I don't even like the word gay as a negative term. Like "[disliked object] is gay"
...but it seems the right word. It's awkward and weird. It's like having two hands with thumbs on the left. Nothing wrong directly, but you can see how it simply isn't right.

Seeing as I can't get names, I can only support the true heir to the throne of Twix entitlement. But to grab a handful at checkout isn't right either. This is where I come to you guys. There's gotta be someone looking out for the little guy, right? Maybe one of those prophet hobos managed to buyout the real Twix-pack stocks to help us survive the drought. Or someone who's managed to infiltrate and gets boxes of them out from the inside, just to keep us sane. A TV box crammed full of Twix would definitely keep me going - hell, the image's got me sprung.

Otherwise, I'm to sink into Twix deprevation and eventually go on a "destroy the idiot" rampage Jacko would be proud of. I need substance. I need my Twix.
GREEN RANTER NEEDS TWIX BADLY.

Heeellllppp meeee.... withering.... away.... srsly...

...

>_>

<_<

...no seriously. I like Twix. Always have. Isn't there a site where I can order a semi to dump a ridiculously massive pile of Twix on my lawn?

phil_ · 10-27-2006, 02:55 PM

An online place to buy bulk Twix. I'll bet you can get a dumptruck worth, but according to their wholesale policy, you'd have to fax, email, or real mail in your order.

And if you don't want to open up the can of worms that using "gay" as an expletive entails, don't use "gay" as an expletive. There are quite a few other words to use in English, and even more if you use one of those other languages.

Falos · 10-27-2006, 03:13 PM

58.3c? Okay, that is admittedly better, but it's kind of like doing a funny dance in front of 60c, which I'd shoot for - when it's NON bulk. It's likely 60c after shipping anyway. You have to get all registered for bulk pricing, then hand them $100 or $500. Thing is, I'm actually considering it. It's just another console...

Yeah, I figured I was toeing the line on "gay" - I figured Brian'd get toasted after "Black Slave", when I knew perfectly well he wasn't even saying anything, and all else should. That's just what happens when you cross taboo and everyone's watching. For example, only NSMB is safe to say the n-word (hell, I'm not gonna risk it).

Maybe I was taking a shortcut. It'd have been kinda roundabout to describe how "Monx" are unnatural and contrary to a blasphemous degree. I still feel like throwing something. *punches inflatable Jacko to cool off*

Hey. Hey. Heeeyyyy. That's an idea. I like it. Someone steal that, I'll buy one. I'll have to use a picture meanwhile.

Edit: Added link for non-obscurity

Sir Pinkleton · 10-27-2006, 08:19 PM

Did you borrow that rant on twix from Dane Cook? Because he said nearly the exact same thing.

Falos · 10-29-2006, 06:21 PM

Who? It was Brian's rant, it's right here...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061017

...scroll down. I've always thought single Twix were stupid - they couldn't be called Twix. Technically, they're "Raiden" iirc, but whatever. Amidst the shenanigan, I decided to stock on (real) Twix, except there doesn't seem anywhere cheap to get 'em. My friends and I (they're popular around here) would pool and buy an insanely oversized box full, then give it a "Twix corner".

You'll thank me when it's too late! When they decide they should come in packs of 1.5, and replace cookie 'n' caramal with marshmallows, nougat, and stupidity...

Fifthfiend · 10-30-2006, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil_

And if you don't want to open up the can of worms that using "gay" as an expletive entails, don't use "gay" as an expletive.

I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service.

Falos, don't do that anymore, please.

As far as Twix bars, eh, Twix just doesn't do it for me any more. Once you start feeling like you can actually taste the chemical preservatives or whatever that they put into the stuff, it's time to find a new candy.

The Milky Way Midnight's been getting the job done for me, these days.

TheSpacePope · 10-30-2006, 05:04 PM

Baby Ruth for me. All the way.
And not those pussy travel size ones either.

Man's got to have nuts.

Falos · 10-31-2006, 09:26 PM

*looks about*

Hmm. I guess I've always liked Kit Kat, then...
*gets jingle stuck in head*
DAMMIT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

Man's got to have nuts.

That was deliberate. I know it was. :ninja:

Tydeus · 10-31-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

The Milky Way Midnight's been getting the job done for me, these days.

You're on a slippery slope there, fifth. Before you know it, you'll be freebasing nougat just to get through the day. You just can't keep chasing the (chocolate, caramel-filled) dragon -- find a nice candy bar, settle down with it, and remember that you aren't as young as you used to be.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 11-01-2006, 02:25 AM

At my local Piggly Wiggly today, I found the six pack of full size Twix bars.

10-27-2006, 02:38 PM	#1
Falos Destined for greater... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dumpster behind McDonalds Posts: 20	*I could* buy a real one for 99c at the checkout. Like a SAVAGE.** He's right. By Cloud's hair he's right. Fun size? No, that's like a 2 on the fun factor. You want up on fun, gimmie an eight pound variety of a bar, THEN you can slap on "fun". And was he saying that a 'family pack' consists of single Twix? That's not only an insult to us, but themselves. Because those aren't Twix. They're like, Monx. Singx. They're lonely. And I'm not eating monks. It's just gay. Now hang on, first of all... (A) I'm not saying anything on gay folk because that's a hella can o' worms (B) I don't even like the word gay as a negative term. Like "[disliked object] is gay" ...but it seems the right word. It's awkward and weird. It's like having two hands with thumbs on the left. Nothing wrong directly, but you can see how it simply isn't right. Seeing as I can't get names, I can only support the true heir to the throne of Twix entitlement. But to grab a handful at checkout isn't right either. This is where I come to you guys. There's gotta be someone looking out for the little guy, right? Maybe one of those prophet hobos managed to buyout the real Twix-pack stocks to help us survive the drought. Or someone who's managed to infiltrate and gets boxes of them out from the inside, just to keep us sane. A TV box crammed full of Twix would definitely keep me going - hell, the image's got me sprung. Otherwise, I'm to sink into Twix deprevation and eventually go on a "destroy the idiot" rampage Jacko would be proud of. I need substance. I need my Twix. GREEN RANTER NEEDS TWIX BADLY. Heeellllppp meeee.... withering.... away.... srsly... ... >_> <_< ...no seriously. I like Twix. Always have. Isn't there a site where I can order a semi to dump a ridiculously massive pile of Twix on my lawn? __________________ "Have you ever squished your face on a window? It looks funny. Ever got it stuck?" ~Falos Jim-Bob Comics - BiFriday Updates.

10-27-2006, 02:55 PM	#2
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	An online place to buy bulk Twix. I'll bet you can get a dumptruck worth, but according to their wholesale policy, you'd have to fax, email, or real mail in your order. And if you don't want to open up the can of worms that using "gay" as an expletive entails, don't use "gay" as an expletive. There are quite a few other words to use in English, and even more if you use one of those other languages. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

10-27-2006, 03:13 PM	#3
Falos Destined for greater... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dumpster behind McDonalds Posts: 20	58.3c? Okay, that is admittedly better, but it's kind of like doing a funny dance in front of 60c, which I'd shoot for - when it's NON bulk. It's likely 60c after shipping anyway. You have to get all registered for bulk pricing, then hand them $100 or $500. Thing is, I'm actually considering it. It's just another console... Yeah, I figured I was toeing the line on "gay" - I figured Brian'd get toasted after "Black Slave", when I knew perfectly well he wasn't even saying anything, and all else should. That's just what happens when you cross taboo and everyone's watching. For example, only NSMB is safe to say the n-word (hell, I'm not gonna risk it). Maybe I was taking a shortcut. It'd have been kinda roundabout to describe how "Monx" are unnatural and contrary to a blasphemous degree. I still feel like throwing something. punches inflatable Jacko to cool off Hey. Hey. Heeeyyyy. That's an idea. I like it. Someone steal that, I'll buy one. I'll have to use a picture meanwhile. Edit: Added link for non-obscurity __________________ "Have you ever squished your face on a window? It looks funny. Ever got it stuck?" ~Falos Jim-Bob Comics - BiFriday Updates.

10-29-2006, 06:21 PM	#5
Falos Destined for greater... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dumpster behind McDonalds Posts: 20	Who? It was Brian's rant, it's right here... http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061017 ...scroll down. I've always thought single Twix were stupid - they couldn't be called Twix. Technically, they're "Raiden" iirc, but whatever. Amidst the shenanigan, I decided to stock on (real) Twix, except there doesn't seem anywhere cheap to get 'em. My friends and I (they're popular around here) would pool and buy an insanely oversized box full, then give it a "Twix corner". You'll thank me when it's too late! When they decide they should come in packs of 1.5, and replace cookie 'n' caramal with marshmallows, nougat, and stupidity... __________________ "Have you ever squished your face on a window? It looks funny. Ever got it stuck?" ~Falos Jim-Bob Comics - BiFriday Updates.

10-30-2006, 05:04 PM	#7
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Baby Ruth for me. All the way. And not those pussy travel size ones either. Man's got to have nuts. __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

10-27-2006, 08:19 PM	#4
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	Did you borrow that rant on twix from Dane Cook? Because he said nearly the exact same thing.