What do you think Hell is like?

bananarama · 09-25-2007, 02:19 AM

Since many of us are probably going there, I was wondering what do you guys think the Hell would be like? Or even better if there was a custom-made version of Hell just waiting for what would it be like? (Yeah, cheery topic...)

My personal version of Hell would be starring in a love-comedy anime...with an all-guy cast...for eternity.

PraetorZorak · 09-25-2007, 02:29 AM

Stale pretzels and "lite" beer.

Fifthfiend · 09-25-2007, 02:58 AM

DISCLAIMER:

THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE THREAD FOR FUN. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAD ABOUT WHETHER THERE ACTUALLY IS A PLACE SUCH AS HELL OR ANY SUCH KIND OF FUCKING THING. NOBODY HAD BETTER TRY AND TURN THIS INTO THAT KIND OF THREAD.

Anyway -

Hell is an infinite parking lot filled with alternating large and small cars.

And then once in a while a space actually is empty except you don't notice until you drive by it and then some old lady snakes it from right behind you.

FOREVER.

...You know on a tangental note, it just occurred to me that we don't have nearly enough threads derived from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Seil · 09-25-2007, 03:01 AM

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!

Mirai Gen · 09-25-2007, 03:45 AM

Hell is Bobby Vinton.

Singing "Mr. Lonely". Forever.

Red Fighter 1073 · 09-25-2007, 05:35 AM

It would definetely be Gwen Stefani in concert. God, I hate her.

I_Like_Swordchucks · 09-25-2007, 06:21 AM

Living with my parents for the rest of eternity...

Lumaes · 09-25-2007, 06:45 AM

Hell is seven thousand spiders who all know your last name and use it constantly while disparaging your strength of character.
This occurs all night long on a bed whose sheets are made of itchy scratchy mohair and when you finally get sick of it and think ,"Right, If I can't sleep I may as well do something!" you get tangled in your sheets and tumble off the side of your bed onto another bed which is decidedly less comfortable!

Mondt · 09-25-2007, 06:59 AM

Hell is drinking/eating too much sugar and being completely unable to fidget, ever.

Skyshot · 09-25-2007, 07:30 AM

So there's this place called the Nuklear Power Forums.

09-25-2007, 02:19 AM	#1
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	What do you think Hell is like? Since many of us are probably going there, I was wondering what do you guys think the Hell would be like? Or even better if there was a custom-made version of Hell just waiting for what would it be like? (Yeah, cheery topic...) My personal version of Hell would be starring in a love-comedy anime...with an all-guy cast...for eternity.

09-25-2007, 02:29 AM	#2
PraetorZorak Locust of the Apocalypse Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Erie, PA Posts: 339	Stale pretzels and "lite" beer. __________________ Evil Snickers = The Dark Chocolate :stressed: Proud member of The NuklearPower Advice Task Force. The Rise and Fall of Ronald McDonald

09-25-2007, 02:58 AM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE THREAD FOR FUN. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS THREAD ABOUT WHETHER THERE ACTUALLY IS A PLACE SUCH AS HELL OR ANY SUCH KIND OF FUCKING THING. NOBODY HAD BETTER TRY AND TURN THIS INTO THAT KIND OF THREAD. Anyway - Hell is an infinite parking lot filled with alternating large and small cars. And then once in a while a space actually is empty except you don't notice until you drive by it and then some old lady snakes it from right behind you. FOREVER. ...You know on a tangental note, it just occurred to me that we don't have nearly enough threads derived from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. __________________ check out my buttspresso

09-25-2007, 03:45 AM	#5
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Hell is Bobby Vinton. Singing "Mr. Lonely". Forever. __________________

09-25-2007, 05:35 AM	#6
Red Fighter 1073 Rocky Wrench Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,351	It would definetely be Gwen Stefani in concert. God, I hate her. __________________ My Sprite Sheet/Mafia Roles

09-25-2007, 03:01 AM	#4
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	So tell me what you want, what you really, really want! I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!

09-25-2007, 06:45 AM	#8
Lumaes hacks apart pandas. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In Vitro Posts: 273	Hell is seven thousand spiders who all know your last name and use it constantly while disparaging your strength of character. This occurs all night long on a bed whose sheets are made of itchy scratchy mohair and when you finally get sick of it and think ,"Right, If I can't sleep I may as well do something!" you get tangled in your sheets and tumble off the side of your bed onto another bed which is decidedly less comfortable! __________________ Your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.