#1093: "You're making it too awkward to kill."

[Kurosen]

Turns out Drizz'l is just a big softy after all.

[shatteredv3]

Thief is a man of infinite wisdom, I will remember that on my Spring Break.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Worst villain ever.

[Lost in Time]

Really? He's the worst villain? At least he got close to killing someone!

Have you even read the comic?

[So Money]

Does it really count as villainy? I mean, he was going to kill BM. I think it's pretty much impossible to be a villain if you're trying to kill someone who sacrifices children as a hobby, deliberately siphons love out of the universe one massive explosion at a time, and is consciously trying to destroy the world.

In terms of evil villainy, I'm pretty sure the rankings go like this:
1) Sarda
2) Black Mage
3) Evil Princess Sara
4) Thief
5) Muffin
6) Fighter
7) Darko
8) Kary
9) Akbar
10) King Steve
11) Lich
12) Red Mage
13) Astos
14) The Cultists
15) Raven
16) Dr. Malpractice
17) Warmech
18) Fighter
19) Onion Kid
20) Drizz'l
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[TheSparrow]

Originally Posted by So Money

Does it really count as villainy? I mean, he was going to kill BM. I think it's pretty much impossible to be a villain if you're trying to kill someone who sacrifices children as a hobby, deliberately siphons love out of the universe one massive explosion at a time, and is consciously trying to destroy the world.

In terms of evil villainy, I'm pretty sure the rankings go like this:
1) Sarda
2) Black Mage
3) Evil Princess Sara
4) Thief
5) Muffin
6) Fighter
7) Darko
8) Kary
9) Akbar
10) King Steve
11) Lich
12) Red Mage
13) Astos
14) The Cultists
15) Raven
16) Dr. Malpractice
17) Warmech
18) Fighter
19) Onion Kid
20) Drizz'l
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My favorite part is how Fighter is on their twice.

EDIT: Also King Steve should be 3), After All, he does have something like six wars going on at once, he is knowingly destroying the environment, makes shoes out of babies, instructs his army specifically to rape their enemies...I can go on.

[Xshu]

Fighter isn't evil, he's just too innocent to understand what he does. I'd say Lich was the most evil of the various fiends. He was literally killing the world just by existing, and he is now in charge of hell. Have Lich and muffin change places, I say. Muffin just plotted and plotted until she had a spear in her brain. She never did anything that was an immediate threat besides rough up the Light Warriors.

Also, I'd say Bikke is the most evil of the four dark warriors. He had that one half-successful plan. Make him 19. Onion Kid's only crime is indirectly killing his various families and growing up to be Sard-*gets shot*.

[Zinos]

Drizz'l is prolly the most successful of the Dark Warriors, he did manage to fill the temple with mosters and traps, and go around them, the rest would've prolly died, twice, if they were trying to do that. I just guess the others managed to make it akward enough the 3 of them sleeping together for him to manage kill them.

[Si Civa]

Blackmage doesn't even sleep, he is so disgusted about it. He is so disgusted that he is non-gay.

And anyway, they are all bunch of villains. Even Garland!

[Mirai Gen]

Dawwww, someone needs a hug!