I don't know where to put this

The Argent Lord · 09-08-2009, 09:03 PM

Do not stab me with your spears
Do not embody my fears
It's my fault my wife is dead
I do not like you, Pyramid Head!

I do not like your metal mask
I do not like your grisly task
I do not like your bloodstained skirt
I do not like your world of hurt

I do not like your Great Knife's scrape
I do not like your Mannequin rape
It's still my fault my wife is dead
I do not like you, Pyramid Head

Kim · 09-08-2009, 09:05 PM

That is... Well it's certainly something, isn't it? I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, but for now I'll say I like it.

Geminex · 09-08-2009, 09:06 PM

What's the title? "If Doctor Seuss played Silent Hill"?

Rejected Again · 09-08-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Geminex

What's the title? "If Doctor Seuss played Silent Hill"?

One fish, Two fish
Red fish, Fish that has been mutilated,
Is now chasing me with a machete

Edit: Cat in the pyramid hat and How the Grinch stole my liver.

Wigmund · 09-08-2009, 09:26 PM

Now I want to see more Dr Seuss takes on video games.

The Argent Lord · 09-08-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund

Now I want to see more Dr Seuss takes on video games.

Writing this has actually made me consider it. I'll probably do that next time I get bored.

Mirai Gen · 09-08-2009, 09:57 PM

I will get in on this once I can think of an appropriate way of getting Kratos stuffing Blades of Chaos into minotaur throats into a rhyming schema.

Geminex · 09-08-2009, 10:03 PM

Half Life Haiku!

I'll buy you a drink!
Unforeseen consequences...
Kill the aliens.

Whomper · 09-08-2009, 11:12 PM

I only made it to the picture when I said "I think he hates Particle Man".

If you don't get that reference, you do now.

RickZarber · 09-09-2009, 12:54 AM

This webcomic did it rather well; this was on Project Wonderful ads all over for a while:

But yes, please make more, Argent.

09-08-2009, 09:03 PM	#1
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	I don't know where to put this Do not stab me with your spears Do not embody my fears It's my fault my wife is dead I do not like you, Pyramid Head! I do not like your metal mask I do not like your grisly task I do not like your bloodstained skirt I do not like your world of hurt I do not like your Great Knife's scrape I do not like your Mannequin rape It's still my fault my wife is dead I do not like you, Pyramid Head __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

09-08-2009, 09:05 PM	#2
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	That is... Well it's certainly something, isn't it? I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, but for now I'll say I like it. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

09-08-2009, 09:26 PM	#5
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Now I want to see more Dr Seuss takes on video games. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

09-08-2009, 09:57 PM	#7
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I will get in on this once I can think of an appropriate way of getting Kratos stuffing Blades of Chaos into minotaur throats into a rhyming schema. __________________

09-09-2009, 12:54 AM	#10
RickZarber Please Be Well Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,715	This webcomic did it rather well; this was on Project Wonderful ads all over for a while: But yes, please make more, Argent. __________________ Twitter / Art Tumblr / Personal Tumblr

09-08-2009, 09:06 PM	#3
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	What's the title? "If Doctor Seuss played Silent Hill"?

09-08-2009, 10:03 PM	#8
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Half Life Haiku! I'll buy you a drink! Unforeseen consequences... Kill the aliens.