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05-12-2004, 07:16 PM
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Find out if you're the Messiah!!!
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05-12-2004, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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My brain, it hurts and stings! That was so stupid, I feel myself losing my will to live...
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05-12-2004, 09:39 PM
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Lady Luck is on my side.
Join Date: Nov 2003
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3) You cannot die before the entire world is united and harmonized. If you die before your mission is accomplished, you are definitely not the messiah.
Duh!! If you die without bringing global peace who would call you a messia anyway? And who made that jerk the person in charge?! Maybe the messia came and united the world n peace but then Satan used a time machine to go into the past and kill the messias mother before he could be born...wait..that's Terminator...that means the Terminator might be based on fact! or not
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05-12-2004, 10:53 PM
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The Glorious Number One
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wandering the Earth once More...
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You know half the stuff on that list is what the anti christ does. Just to let you know.
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05-12-2004, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: It's a secret to everybody.
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![Krylo is [censored for Unusual use of a goat].](images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif)
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05-12-2004, 11:21 PM
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The Glorious Number One
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wandering the Earth once More...
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Yep Alex Chiu is the False Prophet...This means the end of the world will be in my life time! Krylo since you brought this to my attention I leagally ordain you in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit. YOU ARE KNOW OFFICALL ABSOLVED OF ALL YOUR SINS Congrats your now a member of the Universal Life Church. Oh Yeah FZ since your my freind ditto for you. I deuptize you two to go and umm spread the word and do holy stuff in the name of God while I go do the same only in a very safe place. Now its time for me to go make like iron maiden and head for the hills and run for my life. GOOD LUCK!
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Niqo Niqo Nii~
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Other than being possibly the most terribly designed website I have ever seen, that is most humorous.
The irreverance implied is, well, frankly, a little unsettleing to me (towards relgion... not the USA  () ) . Although there isn't nessecerily anything disrespectful intended in it, so I sit back and laugh at the ridiculous, yet interesting and funny idea he's presented....
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05-13-2004, 01:39 AM
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Shyguy
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: dallasish texas
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i don't need somebody telling me i'm the messiah.
i know i am. 
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05-13-2004, 07:27 AM
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"HOW TO BRING WORLD PEACE" and then a picture that shows the world being blown up.  Yes, you do have to love the pictures. Oh, and I typed in "antichrist" in the search engine, which just makes this even more funny. |
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05-13-2004, 08:19 AM
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Ereinion Gil-galad's girl
Join Date: Feb 2004
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i've never seen so much stupidity in one place!!!!
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