Funniest Movies of All Time.

slightly aboveaverage man · 06-23-2004, 01:45 PM

What would you say are the funniest movies of all time?

how about attaching your favorite quote?

My absolute favorite is Robin Hood: Men in Tights. this was a most excellent spoof made by Mel Brooks.

*Blinkin the Blind Guy falls out of tree, begins to brush himself off*
Blinkin: "I can see!"
*Smashes face first into a tree*
Blinkin: "Nope. I was wrong."

Other comedy greats include:
Space Balls
Hot Shots
Hot Shots Part Deux
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

"Dude, this is a totaly deep hole!"

videogamerz2000 · 06-23-2004, 02:11 PM

Monty Python
Spaceballs as well
Dogma- When Silent Bob says "...", I always crap myself!
Dodgeball- At the very end when Ben Stiller 'presents' his 'milkshakes'. "What? Fatty make a funny?"

lazy man · 06-23-2004, 02:40 PM

You forgot Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. Can't remember any quotes, but I do remember when a guy's deathwish was to be chased through as city and off a cliff by naked chicks.

Archbio · 06-23-2004, 03:00 PM

If I've seen better, I forgot about it... for me it's a tie between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Meaning of Life.

Altough I thought Holy Grail had more funnies, Meaning of Life is my all time favourite.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Xivilized · 06-23-2004, 03:01 PM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Caddyshack. I don't really care which. I don't watch too many comedies, so pay no attention to my opinion.

06-23-2004, 03:06 PM

No, those are two funny movies Xivilized (Bill Murray was hilarious, and the candy bar in the pool was just awesome).

Well...there's Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Austin Powers, Super Troopers, Scary Movie 1 + 3, Airplane 1 + 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles and more when I remember them.

Meister · 06-23-2004, 03:22 PM

The Rutles, because I might as well the obscure ones into it right from the start... it's a documentary about the most famous 60's Beat band ever. The Rutles. Using original footage and information given by a narrator, the movie sheds light on the story of Stig O'Hara, Ron Nasty, Barry Wom and Dirk McQuickly, from their days in Hamburg to their later releases like A Hard Day's Rut, and also their movies Ouch and Tragical Hystery Tour.

You got it. It's all an insanely hilarious Beatles parody, done by none other than Eric Idle. Imagine an actual Beatles documentary mixed with Monty Python style humour, and you about have it.

Quotes:

Narrator: Stig, meanwhile, had hidden in the background so much that in 1969, a rumor went around that he was dead. He was supposed to have been killed in a flash fire at a waterbed shop and replaced by a plastic and wax replica from Madame Tusseaud's. Several so-called "facts" helped the emergence of this rumor.
One: he never said anything publicly. Even as the "quiet one," he'd not said a word since 1966.
Two: on the cover of their latest album, "Shabby Road," he is wearing no trousers, an Italian way of indicating death.
Three: Nasty supposedly sings "I buried Stig" on "I Am The Waitress." In fact, he sings, "E burres stigano," which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a water buffalo?"
Four: On the cover of the "Sergeant Rutter" album, Stig is leaning in the exact position of a dying Yeti, from the Rutland Book of the Dead.
Five: If you sing the title of "Sergeant Rutter's Only Darts Club Band" backwards, it's supposed to sound very like "Stig has been dead for ages, honestly." In fact, it sounds uncannily like "Dnab Bulc Strad Ylno S'rettur Tnaegres." Palpable nonsense.

Narrator: And you turned down the Rutles.
Brian Thigh (beat): Yeah, yeah.
Narrator: What's it like being an asshole?

It also has Mick Jagger in it, among others. Really good movie. In fact, I think I'm gonna nick the TV and dig up the tape now...

Squishy Cheeks · 06-23-2004, 03:46 PM

You are all forgetting "Blazing Saddles"

06-23-2004, 03:50 PM

I believe I mentioned it Jad.

Ooh, speaking of mockumentaries, get We Are Spinal Tap.

Vicious · 06-23-2004, 05:31 PM

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin' Your Juice in the Hood.

Toothpick: Jail? JAIL!? I aint afraid of no jail!! Take me to jail!
Everyone repeating supportively: Take me to jail!
Toothpick: Lock me up!
Everyone: Lock me up!
Toothpick: Throw away the key!
Everyone: Throw away the key!
Toothpick: I aint afraid to f--k no guy in his a-s!
Everyone: I aint a..f....What?
Toothpick: Eheh.. C'mon! Y'know. When you're in the shower with another dude, and you see the suds run down the crack of his a-s, and you.. *looks around hesitantly* Ahahahahahahah! I was just playin' with ya'll! *laughs nervously* Eheh..heh.

Another.

Ash Tray: Pop, I think I'm fallin' for this girl...
Father: Ahh, that's great, son! What's her name?
Ash Tray: Her name's Dishiki!
Father: Dishiki!?!? That girl down on fifth street!?
Ash Tray: Aww, c'mon Pop! Don't tell me you slept with her too!
Father: Naw, naw, son. It wasn't nothin' like that.. *mutters to self* She sure can suck a d-ck, though..

Good times..

06-23-2004, 01:45 PM	#1
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	Funniest Movies of All Time. What would you say are the funniest movies of all time? how about attaching your favorite quote? My absolute favorite is Robin Hood: Men in Tights. this was a most excellent spoof made by Mel Brooks. Blinkin the Blind Guy falls out of tree, begins to brush himself off Blinkin: "I can see!" Smashes face first into a tree Blinkin: "Nope. I was wrong." Other comedy greats include: Space Balls Hot Shots Hot Shots Part Deux Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. "Dude, this is a totaly deep hole!" __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

06-23-2004, 02:11 PM	#2
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Monty Python Spaceballs as well Dogma- When Silent Bob says "...", I always crap myself! Dodgeball- At the very end when Ben Stiller 'presents' his 'milkshakes'. "What? Fatty make a funny?" __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

06-23-2004, 03:01 PM	#5
Xivilized Badger? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 57	Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Caddyshack. I don't really care which. I don't watch too many comedies, so pay no attention to my opinion. __________________ Currently Reading: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov Currently Playing: Xenosaga -[blog]-[url=http://www.lightbox7/~vampirepiggy][photo gallery]-

06-23-2004, 05:31 PM	#10
Vicious Dread Pirate Roberts #7 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Callisto.. Posts: 347	Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin' Your Juice in the Hood. Toothpick: Jail? JAIL!? I aint afraid of no jail!! Take me to jail! Everyone repeating supportively: Take me to jail! Toothpick: Lock me up! Everyone: Lock me up! Toothpick: Throw away the key! Everyone: Throw away the key! Toothpick: I aint afraid to f--k no guy in his a-s! Everyone: I aint a..f....What? Toothpick: Eheh.. C'mon! Y'know. When you're in the shower with another dude, and you see the suds run down the crack of his a-s, and you.. looks around hesitantly Ahahahahahahah! I was just playin' with ya'll! laughs nervously Eheh..heh. Another. Ash Tray: Pop, I think I'm fallin' for this girl... Father: Ahh, that's great, son! What's her name? Ash Tray: Her name's Dishiki! Father: Dishiki!?!? That girl down on fifth street!? Ash Tray: Aww, c'mon Pop! Don't tell me you slept with her too! Father: Naw, naw, son. It wasn't nothin' like that.. mutters to self She sure can suck a d-ck, though.. Good times.. __________________ spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my old gfs OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love 'em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect 'em, trade 'em, show 'em to your friends OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack! OMGIMJ4KE: "Im happy! Now im sad!" OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused!

06-23-2004, 02:40 PM	#3
lazy man Harrumph! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My not-so-humble abode Posts: 2,891	You forgot Monty Python and the Meaning of Life. Can't remember any quotes, but I do remember when a guy's deathwish was to be chased through as city and off a cliff by naked chicks.

06-23-2004, 03:00 PM	#4
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	If I've seen better, I forgot about it... for me it's a tie between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Meaning of Life. Altough I thought Holy Grail had more funnies, Meaning of Life is my all time favourite. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

06-23-2004, 03:06 PM	#6
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	No, those are two funny movies Xivilized (Bill Murray was hilarious, and the candy bar in the pool was just awesome). Well...there's Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Austin Powers, Super Troopers, Scary Movie 1 + 3, Airplane 1 + 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles and more when I remember them.

06-23-2004, 03:22 PM	#7
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	The Rutles, because I might as well the obscure ones into it right from the start... it's a documentary about the most famous 60's Beat band ever. The Rutles. Using original footage and information given by a narrator, the movie sheds light on the story of Stig O'Hara, Ron Nasty, Barry Wom and Dirk McQuickly, from their days in Hamburg to their later releases like A Hard Day's Rut, and also their movies Ouch and Tragical Hystery Tour. You got it. It's all an insanely hilarious Beatles parody, done by none other than Eric Idle. Imagine an actual Beatles documentary mixed with Monty Python style humour, and you about have it. Quotes: Narrator: Stig, meanwhile, had hidden in the background so much that in 1969, a rumor went around that he was dead. He was supposed to have been killed in a flash fire at a waterbed shop and replaced by a plastic and wax replica from Madame Tusseaud's. Several so-called "facts" helped the emergence of this rumor. One: he never said anything publicly. Even as the "quiet one," he'd not said a word since 1966. Two: on the cover of their latest album, "Shabby Road," he is wearing no trousers, an Italian way of indicating death. Three: Nasty supposedly sings "I buried Stig" on "I Am The Waitress." In fact, he sings, "E burres stigano," which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a water buffalo?" Four: On the cover of the "Sergeant Rutter" album, Stig is leaning in the exact position of a dying Yeti, from the Rutland Book of the Dead. Five: If you sing the title of "Sergeant Rutter's Only Darts Club Band" backwards, it's supposed to sound very like "Stig has been dead for ages, honestly." In fact, it sounds uncannily like "Dnab Bulc Strad Ylno S'rettur Tnaegres." Palpable nonsense. Narrator: And you turned down the Rutles. Brian Thigh (beat): Yeah, yeah. Narrator: What's it like being an asshole? It also has Mick Jagger in it, among others. Really good movie. In fact, I think I'm gonna nick the TV and dig up the tape now...

06-23-2004, 03:50 PM	#9
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	I believe I mentioned it Jad. Ooh, speaking of mockumentaries, get We Are Spinal Tap.