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Unread 09-16-2004, 07:58 PM   #1
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This is a thread that presents you the thread reader with two choices. What could they be? I dunno, the person above you chose the choices.

Rules)
1) Only two choices. Its would you rather, not would you rather this that or the other one.
2) Make them hard to choose between. So no "Would you rather die or have great sex for an hour?"
2a) They can be varying levels of intensity, but the choices should about equal each other (i.e. Two really good choices or two really bad choices, but not 1 bad and one good, cuz what do you think they're gunna pick?)
3) Only answer the question above you.
4) After you have answered, make your own question, following rules 1 + 2.
5) Thread whoring is permitted I guess, as long as you can keep coming up with good choices.

I'll start

Would you rather...

1) Go to prison for a year...

OR

2) Retake grades 1 - 12?
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Unread 09-16-2004, 08:17 PM   #2
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Depends on how cute the other inmates are... I'll default to number 2 though. Better to get a chance to ogle 16 year olds when I'm 34 than get raped by large unattractive inmates.


Would you rather...

1) Die a fast and painless death in five seconds.
or
2) Die a slow and torturous death over the next few months.
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Unread 09-16-2004, 08:19 PM   #3
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I'll take the painless death, personally.

Would you rather...
1) Eat pizza-flavored crap?
or
2) Eat crap-flavored pizza?
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Unread 09-16-2004, 08:33 PM   #4
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I'll take pizza flavored crap

Would you rather
1)Have missing arms.
or
2)Have missing legs.
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Unread 09-16-2004, 08:47 PM   #5
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Missing legs. I can't play video games without arms but I rarely use my legs anyways.

Would you rather

1) watch french art films for all eternity
or
2) be able to hear nothing but loud screaching noises for the rest of your life.
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Unread 09-16-2004, 09:26 PM   #6
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I'm going to go with number one... I'm easily scared.

Would you rather...

1) Eat nothing but worms for the rest of your life
or
2) Be crawled all over by worms for the rest of your life.
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Unread 09-16-2004, 10:00 PM   #7
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#2. At least I can still eat good food with version 2...

Would you rather:

1. Play the greatest game ever for 24 hours, and never be able to play it again,

2. Play the worst game ever for the rest of your life, whenever you feel like it.
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Unread 09-16-2004, 10:12 PM   #8
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probably 2, since I would never feel like playing the worst game ever, so I wouldn't really have to play it. But if I played the best game ever and was deprived of it, that would be torture. ^^

Would you rather: (never mind if you have both of these or whatever. This is assuming that if you have one, you wouldn't have the other.)
1. Have the talent of Singing?
2. Have the talent of Drawing?
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Unread 09-16-2004, 10:37 PM   #9
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Drawing, I've always wanted to be good at it.

Would you rather
1) Have your fingernails slowly pulled out one by one
or
2) Have the same number of teeth slowly pulled out one by one
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Unread 09-16-2004, 10:47 PM   #10
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ooo tough one. pull out my teeth.

would you rather go to hawaii or tokyo for vacation?
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