Worst super powers ever

ganon · 04-13-2005, 05:01 PM

Ok, heres the deal. I want you to think of the worst super power ever. By worst, I don't mean dangerous/unreliable/self destructive. i.e. "the ability to pop your own eyes with your mind!" What I'm looking for is super powers that are completly pointless. Here are a couple I thought of:

The ability to always know what time it is.
The ability to carbonate water with your mind.
The ability to imagine anything. ("More ____ than you can possibly imagine." "Actually, I can imagine anything")

I have more, but can't think of them at this time lol.

Meister · 04-13-2005, 05:14 PM

The ability to build sand castles with your mind (but not to do anything else with sand).

The ability to always know what fruit on the display in the store are ripe.

The ability to secrete maple syrup. I was going to write "at will," but I realized it doesn't matter.

(Always a funny idea, that. Here's hoping for non-spamminess.)

RickZarber · 04-13-2005, 05:26 PM

The ability to see through gold.

The ability to change shoelace colors at random (or maybe pertaining to your mood...)

The ability to immediately identify the gender of weasels.

SNAFU · 04-13-2005, 05:36 PM

Elminster_Amaur · 04-13-2005, 05:53 PM

The ability to kill a conversation at random!
Being faster than a speeding bullet...in bed!
Being more powerful than a locomotive...on February 29th, during the full moon.

The ability to find the remote after only thirty minutes of searching!

Last, but not least, the ability to poke people when they least expect it!

04-13-2005, 06:04 PM

Complete invulnerability to cel-phone radiation.

The ability to age.

The ability to cause water to flow opposite to the Coriolis effect.

The ability to tell what a songs sample rate is simply by hearing it.

The ability to tell which way a car is going simply by looking at it's headlights.

The power to read the minds of arachnids (but not to understand it).

The ability to pick up the VISION network with your mind.

The power to break boards of wood simply by striking them extremely hard.

Roland · 04-13-2005, 06:25 PM

The ability to go forward in time by 1 second.

The ability to stop time with an airplane.

Being able to ignite ants with your mind.

And last, but not least...

The villain from the first episode of Witch Hunter Robin: You can trip people who have some sand on their shoe.

Noobity · 04-13-2005, 06:56 PM

The ability to do everything Aquaman does.

Oh, crap, you guys meant really crappy superpowers.

The ability to do everything Aquaman does.

04-13-2005, 07:02 PM

More:

The power to cause cataclysmic explosions of fire and death on Saturn's 17th moon, Iapetus.

Impervity to mind control techniques delivered through childrend programming.

The ability to speak in haxxor fluently.

Invulnerability to sword-chucks.

The ability to teleport anywhere by swapping places by someone of an exactly equal atomic weight.

The power to consume 100 Marshmallow Peeps in one sitting.

The power to MAKE someone comsume 100 marshmallow Peeps in one sitting (ok, that one's kinda cool.)

The power to solve complex equations that involve no more than three digits with an ordinary, everyday calculator.

The power to answer any ridiculous hypothetical question with a Universally true and accurate response.

The power to quickly and pithily answer silly hypothetical questions.

Oh wait.....

Kima Azure · 04-13-2005, 07:07 PM

You know, that one about sword-chucks is great if YOU wield them. After all, you won't be killed by them, are you?

Anyway, my worst super power is the ability to talk with useless stuff. And I DO mean useless.

04-13-2005, 05:01 PM	#1
ganon HA! This time I win! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Dancing on Link's grave ^_^ Posts: 92	Worst super powers ever Ok, heres the deal. I want you to think of the worst super power ever. By worst, I don't mean dangerous/unreliable/self destructive. i.e. "the ability to pop your own eyes with your mind!" What I'm looking for is super powers that are completly pointless. Here are a couple I thought of: The ability to always know what time it is. The ability to carbonate water with your mind. The ability to imagine anything. ("More ____ than you can possibly imagine." "Actually, I can imagine anything") I have more, but can't think of them at this time lol. __________________ "Sounds like a party!" If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents I would be Canada $_$ Best site EVER!!!

04-13-2005, 05:26 PM	#3
RickZarber Please Be Well Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,715	The ability to see through gold. The ability to change shoelace colors at random (or maybe pertaining to your mood...) The ability to immediately identify the gender of weasels. __________________ Twitter / Art Tumblr / Personal Tumblr Last edited by RickZarber; 04-13-2005 at 05:29 PM.

04-13-2005, 05:36 PM	#4
SNAFU This is my happy face. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sorry Ladies... I'm Engaged. Posts: 431	__________________ The Fortuna Saga

04-13-2005, 05:53 PM	#5
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	The ability to kill a conversation at random! Being faster than a speeding bullet...in bed! Being more powerful than a locomotive...on February 29th, during the full moon. The ability to find the remote after only thirty minutes of searching! Last, but not least, the ability to poke people when they least expect it! __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

04-13-2005, 06:56 PM	#8
Noobity Idiot with a Mouse Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Stratford, CT Posts: 42	The ability to do everything Aquaman does. Oh, crap, you guys meant really crappy superpowers. The ability to do everything Aquaman does. __________________ My name is Mike, yours, statistically isn't.

04-13-2005, 05:14 PM	#2
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	The ability to build sand castles with your mind (but not to do anything else with sand). The ability to always know what fruit on the display in the store are ripe. The ability to secrete maple syrup. I was going to write "at will," but I realized it doesn't matter. (Always a funny idea, that. Here's hoping for non-spamminess.)

04-13-2005, 06:04 PM	#6
WanderingWombat Guest Posts: n/a	Complete invulnerability to cel-phone radiation. The ability to age. The ability to cause water to flow opposite to the Coriolis effect. The ability to tell what a songs sample rate is simply by hearing it. The ability to tell which way a car is going simply by looking at it's headlights. The power to read the minds of arachnids (but not to understand it). The ability to pick up the VISION network with your mind. The power to break boards of wood simply by striking them extremely hard.

04-13-2005, 06:25 PM	#7
Roland Professional Layabout Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: A desert on and surrounded by mountains. Posts: 722	The ability to go forward in time by 1 second. The ability to stop time with an airplane. Being able to ignite ants with your mind. And last, but not least... The villain from the first episode of Witch Hunter Robin: You can trip people who have some sand on their shoe.

04-13-2005, 07:02 PM	#9
WanderingWombat Guest Posts: n/a	More: The power to cause cataclysmic explosions of fire and death on Saturn's 17th moon, Iapetus. Impervity to mind control techniques delivered through childrend programming. The ability to speak in haxxor fluently. Invulnerability to sword-chucks. The ability to teleport anywhere by swapping places by someone of an exactly equal atomic weight. The power to consume 100 Marshmallow Peeps in one sitting. The power to MAKE someone comsume 100 marshmallow Peeps in one sitting (ok, that one's kinda cool.) The power to solve complex equations that involve no more than three digits with an ordinary, everyday calculator. The power to answer any ridiculous hypothetical question with a Universally true and accurate response. The power to quickly and pithily answer silly hypothetical questions. Oh wait.....

04-13-2005, 07:07 PM	#10
Kima Azure Hunting for sheep. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: I be dead! (From 11/12-??! Don't talk to me!) Posts: 925	You know, that one about sword-chucks is great if YOU wield them. After all, you won't be killed by them, are you? Anyway, my worst super power is the ability to talk with useless stuff. And I DO mean useless. __________________ .skcus ti esuaceb deteled neeb sah erutangis sihT �emosewa m'I .rorriM daer t'nac uoy esuaceb ,dnatsrednu t'now elpoep uoy drah os hgual ot enorp m'I ,esac taht nI .gnorw ylbaborp si sadunasaD dnA .yrraB ton ,roislecxE si eman laer s'egaM deR ,(nairB yb) detcerroc litnU �rorriM daer UOY naC !rorrimiS .eb em tel won ,ti daeR .lanruoJ eviL