04-09-2006, 01:46 PM | #1 |
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Why I don't use an ad blocker
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04-09-2006, 02:07 PM | #2 |
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*sputters into laughter at that*
Oh heck, Google's keyword-based advertising system strikes again! This, my friends, is why I say targetted advertising fails miserably. They try so damn hard to make a serious case for their product by guessing what you want from what you read, but all they wind up doing is sounding like fools! Oh yeah, you do make a good case, roto13. I just block popups, myself, and leave banner and other ads alone. After all, they're usually the funniest. |
04-09-2006, 02:47 PM | #3 |
N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii..
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When I read the one about his grandfather, Google tried to sell me a helicopter.
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04-09-2006, 02:57 PM | #4 |
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Reading the same page, I got Macromedia Fireworks 8, which is a mighty fine programme. I got it from my friend, Don Load.
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Kinda makes you wonder what Google WON'T pick up and advertise. What if you had a page with only one word: "Fuck". What would the ad display then?
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04-12-2006, 10:10 AM | #6 | |
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What do you think? Porn, of course.
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04-12-2006, 11:15 AM | #7 |
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There are worse things to have thrown at you.
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04-12-2006, 11:23 AM | #8 |
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The side-bar advertising in Gmail when I play one of my Star Trek PBEM's are just priceless....
Learn Jazz-Tap Today! William Shatner CDs Hallmark Star Trek Ornaments! Bible Study FOR KIDS! .... where the HELL did the last one come from? |
04-12-2006, 12:33 PM | #9 |
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Ad-script error, I'm guessing.
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04-12-2006, 05:31 PM | #10 |
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One time while reading Brian's post about how Kurt got sick a google ad wanted to sell me a team of lawyers to do my bidding.
I am not making this up.
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