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Unread 08-09-2005, 08:54 PM   #1
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Default Maybe I was wrong...

Maybe video games aren't so good for you after all...

I think this is even more hardcore than the blind man who kicked ass at Soul Caliber.

I got $10 saying his family sues the manufacturer of the game for damages.
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:03 PM   #2
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yup, i KNOW thats gonna happen. also, this guy is an IDIOT. he mustve been one of the biggest nerds to play a game for that long. im surprised that enough people would still be online for him to actually play.. this next joke i got from wimp.com can be put into SO MANY of the threads on this forum. here it is:

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"Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the decease blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?"
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:05 PM   #3
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Is it just me or this could be easily spinned into good publicity for the company that made the game?

"Imagine how good a game has to be..."
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:09 PM   #4
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Um... Whoa. That's a whole bunch of things at once.
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:10 PM   #5
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I am fairly sure that doing anything non-stop for 50 hours will kill you.
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:15 PM   #6
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I can imagine George W. Bush in the situation room during a war with North Korea:
"Okay, here's what we're going to do. Donald, I want you to order your men to empty the payloads of every bomber we have and replace them with millions of copies of Battlefield 2."

Kim Jong-Il: "Build nukes!"
Korean general: "Fuck nukes! Cap your fucking flag, man!"
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:29 PM   #7
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Well, it could.

And what got me going is that Reuters, a professional news, um, thing, wrote that Korea is one of the wierdest countries in the world.

As for this man... I'm sorry for his family, and I think we all know that that many hours of anything kill. I just hope enough people know that that if the anti-videogame front decides to try and use this as publicity "The VIDEOGAME killed him!" everyone can shrug them off.
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Unread 08-09-2005, 09:48 PM   #8
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And what got me going is that Reuters, a professional news, um, thing, wrote that Korea is one of the wierdest countries in the world.
It said it was one of the most "wired" countries in the world. Meaning lots of internet and electronics, et cetera. You were close though... :p

Though I want to know how anyone can be so obsessed with a game that they do something like that... although, I will admit to playing one game for twenty hours... though, that was to see just how quickly I could beat it.

I just can't wait to see HOW, exactly, they try to pin the fault of this on the developer.
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Unread 08-09-2005, 10:26 PM   #9
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"You should have made your game suckier!!!!1"

Well, remember in EarthBound how Ness's dad would sometimes call if he'd went for a playing streak that was too long? Maybe MMORPGs should have a feature like that.
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Korea isn't quite the same... consumer protection doesn't exist to the same degree there as it does here. In other words: law suits are very very very unlikely.

Also: I could totally play games for 50 hours straight with naps and bathroom breaks so long as I had some chips at the computer.

...I'm relatively sure I've done it a few times when I was younger.
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