Beyond Stupid

[Bells]

So, i'll just go straight to the point on this one... because is far to bizarre to not share this...

Ever did anythign that was Beyond your personal definition of Stupid?

Here's mine...

Recently, i had just woken up, and had my bladder full... ofcourse, i went for my early routine...

but i was extra sleepy...

I went to see Mr Whitey (the toilet) for relief... i put my left hand in the wall for support and the right one to ensure not making a mess. But the problem is that the new toilet seat on Mr Whitey is defective... it dosent fit properly. Thus, after you had lift it up, it will VERY SLOWLY slide back untill it suddenly slams down. I Knew this, i also knew that you coudl only notice the slidingof the toilet seat if you're looking to it (and i was)

But i also knew i was extra sleepy...

So as i'm humanly and normally releaving myself, i notice the toilet seat slowly sliding back. Now, for some insane reason i forgot about my left hand and instead decided to hurry up the process before the toilet seat slammed down

and i was nervous about that (for real)

as i'm pushing as much as i can, i see the toilet seat slowly droping, and im cursign just how much water i drinked last night....

In resume, all of the sudden the toilet seat drops in free fall, closing Mr Whitey... i trie to go for it with my right hand, but i miss my mark and im not done yet so things splash all over and my trully reaction was:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!"

Plus, i didnt had a shirt on when that happened

Now, i shit you not, as this was a true story... after 10 seconds of starign to the wall completely baffled by myself and totaaly "yuck" i took a bath...

and that was the start of that day...