Blatant Lies 2.0

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-09-2014, 02:14 PM

Because the first time this was relaunched wasn't a trainwreck

Rules are simple:

1) Make up a baseless lie or unfounded rumor about the poster above you

2) Don't go too mean-spirited, aim for cheap shots, or otherwise punch downwards. This is meant to be fun.

Doc ock rokc · 07-17-2014, 08:29 AM

All of Shira's guns are golden...except her Aussies which are gilded

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-17-2014, 11:42 AM

Doc cannot, in fact, remember the Alamo

Bells · 07-17-2014, 12:23 PM

Shyria can.... 'cause she was there.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-17-2014, 01:58 PM

Bells just claims time is meaningless in his dimension to justify showing up late for work

Doc ock rokc · 07-19-2014, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Bells just claims time is meaningless in his dimension to justify showing up late for work

Shyra claims that her fights with her "grand-pappy Akatosh" is the reason why she is always late to work.

rpgdemon · 07-19-2014, 07:59 PM

Doc isn't actually a doctor, nor does he have octopus legs. The only part about his name that is, in fact, correct is that he still does not know the proper spellings of the words "Rock" and "Roc".

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-20-2014, 11:22 AM

rpgdemon's core gameplay is really an open-world hack and slash, but Square Enix only put the RPG bits in the marketing.

Bells · 07-20-2014, 02:44 PM

Did you guys know that Shyria is lactose intolerant? That's the reason why flunked one of her classes on dragon school... she was doing her final test on the ''village raiding'' class and decided to get the cows first to scare the locals...

...oops!

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-20-2014, 04:30 PM

Bells' dining habits are far more civilized than his avatar suggests

07-09-2014, 02:14 PM	#1
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Blatant Lies 2.0 Because the first time this was relaunched wasn't a trainwreck Rules are simple: 1) Make up a baseless lie or unfounded rumor about the poster above you 2) Don't go too mean-spirited, aim for cheap shots, or otherwise punch downwards. This is meant to be fun. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-17-2014, 08:29 AM	#2
Doc ock rokc ...Really? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: in Theory. Everything works here Posts: 3,961	All of Shira's guns are golden...except her Aussies which are gilded __________________ I have a Pesterchum its DangerousDoc I am ether fading out of Time, Space, or Reality...Or Simply my Typewriter is running out of ink

07-17-2014, 11:42 AM	#3
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Doc cannot, in fact, remember the Alamo __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-17-2014, 12:23 PM	#4
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Shyria can.... 'cause she was there. __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

07-17-2014, 01:58 PM	#5
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Bells just claims time is meaningless in his dimension to justify showing up late for work __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-19-2014, 07:59 PM	#7
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	Doc isn't actually a doctor, nor does he have octopus legs. The only part about his name that is, in fact, correct is that he still does not know the proper spellings of the words "Rock" and "Roc". __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

07-20-2014, 11:22 AM	#8
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	rpgdemon's core gameplay is really an open-world hack and slash, but Square Enix only put the RPG bits in the marketing. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-20-2014, 02:44 PM	#9
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Did you guys know that Shyria is lactose intolerant? That's the reason why flunked one of her classes on dragon school... she was doing her final test on the ''village raiding'' class and decided to get the cows first to scare the locals... ...oops! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

07-20-2014, 04:30 PM	#10
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Seriously, close your mouth, no one wants to see that Bells' dining habits are far more civilized than his avatar suggests __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)