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Unread 06-29-2010, 04:23 PM   #1
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Fun Corrupted Wishes
Just like it says. Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants the wish, only with a twist. The person who grants the wish then posts a wish of his own to keep the game rolling. Try to wait 4 posts before corrupting a new wish.

Example:
I wish for rocket boots!

Granted, however the boots are cursed and make you dance uncontrollably when they are active.


Lets start with:

I wish for a boat.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 05:46 PM   #2
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The boat is cursedYou speak your wish. For a while everything's silent, and you're starting to become afraid it didn't work. Just when disappointment is about to really set in, you notice you're standing in shadow - and the shadow is growing larger. And larger. And larger still. That's when it occurs to you to look up rather than down-

The last thing to enter your mind is the keel. Enjoy your boat.

I wish I was very, very rich.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 07:22 PM   #3
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Your wish is granted. You now taste like a delicious, if a bit too rich, chocolate cookie.

I wish I weren't playing this game.
Granted!

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 07:39 PM   #4
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Granted! However, the magic transformed your legs into wings- you can no longer walk and look rather ridiculous when flying.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 08:08 PM   #5
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I wish Nikose would make a wish.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 08:10 PM   #6
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Granted! Nikose makes a wish oh god what have you done

I wish Satan's Onion would log on!
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Unread 06-29-2010, 09:14 PM   #7
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I wish I could get something right
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Unread 06-29-2010, 10:47 PM   #8
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Granted! And the one thing you get right turns out to be part of a secret terrorist plot to destroy your country's freedom.

I wish I had all of the abilities granted by the Speed Force.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 11:23 PM   #9
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You're welcome.

I wish I could travel through outer space.
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Unread 06-30-2010, 12:02 AM   #10
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Granted, but you aren't allowed to see anything cool during your travels through Outer Space.

I wish I had a really jaunty hat.
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