Best way to ask a girl out

Kerensky287 · 10-19-2008, 10:57 PM

This idea occurred randomly to me today, and it struck me as successful in the areas of style and possibility of success. I'd like to know your thoughts on it... ESPECIALLY from our female forum members. Wink, wink.

Step 1: Talk to the girl you are interested in. Just a conversation about anything, but seem really distracted throughout.
Step 2: During a lull in the conversation, try this:

You: "Hey, umm... do you mind if I ask you a hypothetical question? What if you - through some crazy coincidence - discovered that the world was going to end very, very soon, and nobody could do a thing about it? Just hypothetically, of course."
Girl: *response* "Why?"
You: "Oh, no reason."

Step 3: Soon after, ask her out. The sooner the better.

It's foolproof.

And technically, you aren't lying or anything. You're just heavily implying that the end of the world is nigh and you're privy to some information that nobody else has. Plus, it's unrelated to the main question other than to set the tone.

...Yeah, just a quick random idea that popped into my head. I couldn't NOT post it, if only because of the sheer quirkiness.

While we're on the topic, does anybody else have a crazy, Rube Goldberg-esque plan for attracting a significant other?

Zilla · 10-19-2008, 10:58 PM

^ Might work if you're not creepy. Otherwise, she'll go, "thanks for the advice... Hey Brian!"

Kerensky287 · 10-19-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zilla

^ Might work if you're not creepy. Otherwise, she'll go, "thanks for the advice... Hey Brian!"

Creepy? You mean like... The Ring creepy? Like, "You're gonna die in 7 days" creepy?

Because yes, I'm sure that would be the PERFECT thing to do when you ask a girl out. :shifty:

*thinks for a second* Unless she's like... emo or goth or something.

bluestarultor · 10-19-2008, 11:09 PM

Well, from my experience, it's best to be friendly with her first. Awkward penguin that I am, my first real conversation went something like:

"I hope you don't think I'm creepy, but I did this sketch of you." *shows sketch* (Please don't scream and run away! >.<;;; )
"Um, okay. That's in the anime style, right?"
"Yeah." (Man, I'm wishing I could do something better. :gonk:)
"It's pretty good."
"Thanks." (Thank you, GOD!) "So, see you Wednesday?" (Smooth! )
"Well, you do sit behind me. Later!"
(That could've gone worse.) *insert Doug-esque floating hearts and random singing moment in the middle of the hallway*

Bells · 10-19-2008, 11:34 PM

didnt you learn anything from Seinfeld? Make a bet with her that Dustin Hoffman was in Starwars! If you lose the bet, you have to buy her a meal!

Foolproff

DFM · 10-19-2008, 11:37 PM

Girls ask me out.

Bells · 10-19-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DFM

Girls ask me out.

The way? The room? The general range of their eyesight?

POS Industries · 10-19-2008, 11:46 PM

Caveman style. Just club 'er over the head and drag her back to your domicile.

Patrat · 10-19-2008, 11:48 PM

I get drunk and see what happens.

Chipper173 · 10-20-2008, 12:09 AM

I ask the internet what I should do.

10-19-2008, 10:57 PM	#1
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Best way to ask a girl out This idea occurred randomly to me today, and it struck me as successful in the areas of style and possibility of success. I'd like to know your thoughts on it... ESPECIALLY from our female forum members. Wink, wink. Step 1: Talk to the girl you are interested in. Just a conversation about anything, but seem really distracted throughout. Step 2: During a lull in the conversation, try this: You: "Hey, umm... do you mind if I ask you a hypothetical question? What if you - through some *crazy* coincidence - discovered that the world was going to end very, very soon, and nobody could do a thing about it? Just hypothetically, of course." Girl: response "Why?" You: "Oh, no reason." Step 3: Soon after, ask her out. The sooner the better. It's foolproof. And technically, you aren't lying or anything. You're just heavily implying that the end of the world is nigh and you're privy to some information that nobody else has. Plus, it's unrelated to the main question other than to set the tone. ...Yeah, just a quick random idea that popped into my head. I couldn't NOT post it, if only because of the sheer quirkiness. While we're on the topic, does anybody else have a crazy, Rube Goldberg-esque plan for attracting a significant other? __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

10-19-2008, 10:58 PM	#2
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	^ Might work if you're not creepy. Otherwise, she'll go, "thanks for the advice... Hey Brian!" __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

10-19-2008, 11:34 PM	#5
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	didnt you learn anything from Seinfeld? Make a bet with her that Dustin Hoffman was in Starwars! If you lose the bet, you have to buy her a meal! Foolproff __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

10-19-2008, 11:37 PM	#6
DFM Om Nom Nom Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,850	Girls ask me out. __________________ [14:26] ManoftheRus: YOU GODDAMN SNEAKY DEE

10-19-2008, 11:46 PM	#8
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Caveman style. Just club 'er over the head and drag her back to your domicile. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

10-19-2008, 11:48 PM	#9
Patrat D8 Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 732	I get drunk and see what happens.

10-20-2008, 12:09 AM	#10
Chipper173 Grandma threw away my animes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hang a left at the deli. Posts: 858	I ask the internet what I should do.