Jacking over Thompson

Dynamite220 · 08-10-2007, 07:57 AM

If you had Jack Thompson's phone number, what would you do with it? Would you mess with him? Just yell at him? Remember, you've only got one shot before he changes his number.

NMR · 08-10-2007, 08:53 AM

First, I'd have the police constintally track his number, so I'll always know what it is. Then, every day, I'll call and ask, " Excuse me sir. Why are such an ass, all the time." The coversation will then slowly deteriorate into generic cussing, name-calling, and mentally fliiping the bird. Proceding afterwards, I'd give his number to the entire San Fransisco residence, not to menetion New York, just to screw with him. Did I mention how I'll call him a generic hater, in all fancy 1337, just so he doesn't understand a word of what the hell im sayin'...

Next please!

Zilla · 08-10-2007, 01:46 PM

I would tell it to my LUEsar friend who would see to it to post it on LUE and/or LUElinks, I'd pose as something he might be interested in and get his address, and give that to LUE as well, and then he'd be box cannoned* five months into the future.

*Box cannoning is where the victim is sent, free of charge, TONS and TONS of cardboard boxes from the U.S. Postal Service.

(Also, LUE once got Lindsey Lohan's phone number.)

Mike McC · 08-10-2007, 02:16 PM

I'd throw out the number and resume ignoring him.

I mean, really, I'd just let the man bury himself, he's up to his neck in his own shit by now anyway.

Azisien · 08-10-2007, 02:21 PM

Without going into too much detail, I'd probably hatch some kind of scheme that would end in reporting to the police that a known child pornographer uses that number.

Mondt · 08-10-2007, 02:27 PM

I'd have a discussion with him and record it.

Probably would end his career.

Hatake Kakashi · 08-10-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azisien

Without going into too much detail, I'd probably hatch some kind of scheme that would end in reporting to the police that a known child pornographer uses that number.

You forgot to add throwing an anonymous tip to the CIA about a known Al Qaeda operative also using that number.

Chipper173 · 08-11-2007, 01:43 PM

I remember there being a YTMND that actually had his number. Also at PAX last year, we (meaning a couple thousand people + Tycho and Gabe) prank-called him.

I have a friend who actually talks on the phone with him and has serious conversations sometimes.

08-10-2007, 07:57 AM	#1
Dynamite220 Covert op? Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Unionville, in the state of Union, in the Unionized States of America Posts: 676	Jacking over Thompson If you had Jack Thompson's phone number, what would you do with it? Would you mess with him? Just yell at him? Remember, you've only got one shot before he changes his number. __________________ I've been left all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pumps! -Weird Al Yankovich

08-10-2007, 08:53 AM	#2
NMR Whoa... Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 491	First, I'd have the police constintally track his number, so I'll always know what it is. Then, every day, I'll call and ask, " Excuse me sir. Why are such an ass, all the time." The coversation will then slowly deteriorate into generic cussing, name-calling, and mentally fliiping the bird. Proceding afterwards, I'd give his number to the entire San Fransisco residence, not to menetion New York, just to screw with him. Did I mention how I'll call him a generic hater, in all fancy 1337, just so he doesn't understand a word of what the hell im sayin'... Next please! __________________ A mystery to all but and known to a few.

08-10-2007, 01:46 PM	#3
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I would tell it to my LUEsar friend who would see to it to post it on LUE and/or LUElinks, I'd pose as something he might be interested in and get his address, and give that to LUE as well, and then he'd be box cannoned* five months into the future. Box cannoning is where the victim is sent, free of charge, TONS and TONS of cardboard boxes from the U.S. Postal Service. (Also, LUE once got Lindsey Lohan's phone number.) __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him. Last edited by Zilla; 08-10-2007 at 01:50 PM.*

08-10-2007, 02:16 PM	#4
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	I'd throw out the number and resume ignoring him. I mean, really, I'd just let the man bury himself, he's up to his neck in his own shit by now anyway. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

08-10-2007, 02:21 PM	#5
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Without going into too much detail, I'd probably hatch some kind of scheme that would end in reporting to the police that a known child pornographer uses that number.

08-11-2007, 01:43 PM	#8
Chipper173 Grandma threw away my animes Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hang a left at the deli. Posts: 858	I remember there being a YTMND that actually had his number. Also at PAX last year, we (meaning a couple thousand people + Tycho and Gabe) prank-called him. I have a friend who actually talks on the phone with him and has serious conversations sometimes.