The Greater Truth - A Comedy Blog for boring people

Houston · 01-04-2008, 12:40 AM

This seems like the best place to put this.

I recently started a blog, however, instead of solely logging my daily life, I'm using it as a place where I can publish the articles and various musings I've written since high school when I began to get into comedy. Being an amateur stand-up comic, this is basically a place to practice my comedy writing skills and show my friends, friends of friends and total strangers my style of comedy (My main influences being George Carlin, Bill Hicks and Jim Gaffigan).

http://the-greater-truth.blogspot.com/

A few things:
Blogs consist of me describing my day through my mind, usually very odd and making fun of everything that happens with jokes alluding to anything: religion, race, abortion, death, honey mustard, pop culture, politics, Asian women, etc.
Articles are basically written-out, long-winded, thoughts/rants about topics or situations that inspire extreme feelings within me.
Feel free to leave comments if I made a mistake, if you enjoyed a specific part, if you can relate to something and can offer minimal advice (Food = Restaurant suggestions, Boredom = Good cheap places to spend time, Depression = Ways to commit suicide, etc).

My name is Homero, and I write comedic "insanities"...enjoy.

Zilla · 01-04-2008, 02:50 AM

Not a bad project! I also am interested in becoming a stand-up comedian. I'm still contemplating the career choice.

I'll have a more detailed look when I'm not deathly tired.

Fifthfiend · 01-04-2008, 11:43 AM

fifthfiend.blogspot.com

Learn it, live it, love it, CLICK MY MOTHERFUCKING ADS, BITCHES!!!

Mr.Bookworm · 01-04-2008, 11:51 AM

I'm about to start screwing around with my blog again, so I'll post a link to it when it's back up.

russianreversal · 01-04-2008, 11:56 AM

...But Fifth, your blog is just a bunch of rants about how you hate everybody and everything. That's only somewhat funny. And they're each about 2 sentences long...

Fifthfiend · 01-04-2008, 02:25 PM

You're just stroppy cause you saw the one where I made fun of Stalin.

Lady Cygnet · 01-04-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifthmageddon

fifthfiend.blogspot.com

Learn it, live it, love it, CLICK MY MOTHERFUCKING ADS, BITCHES!!!

Not unless there's an ad for blueberry-filled chocolates...and only if the aforementioned chocolates are made of DARK chocolate. Milk chocolate and blueberry taste wrong together.

And Houston, you have a problem: your blog is hard to read. The text is small, and your background is blindingly white. You may want to tweak it a little; perhaps you should add some side panels in other colors to break up the whiteness a bit.

Houston · 01-14-2008, 06:58 PM

Oops, haven't logged in in a while.

Lady - I'll take a look at that and ask around to see if anyone else is having that problem.

Also, I'll be trying to update it every Monday and Thursday.

01-04-2008, 12:40 AM	#1
Houston Misanthropes > You Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 19	The Greater Truth - A Comedy Blog for boring people This seems like the best place to put this. I recently started a blog, however, instead of solely logging my daily life, I'm using it as a place where I can publish the articles and various musings I've written since high school when I began to get into comedy. Being an amateur stand-up comic, this is basically a place to practice my comedy writing skills and show my friends, friends of friends and total strangers my style of comedy (My main influences being George Carlin, Bill Hicks and Jim Gaffigan). http://the-greater-truth.blogspot.com/ A few things: Blogs consist of me describing my day through my mind, usually very odd and making fun of everything that happens with jokes alluding to anything: religion, race, abortion, death, honey mustard, pop culture, politics, Asian women, etc. Articles are basically written-out, long-winded, thoughts/rants about topics or situations that inspire extreme feelings within me. Feel free to leave comments if I made a mistake, if you enjoyed a specific part, if you can relate to something and can offer minimal advice (Food = Restaurant suggestions, Boredom = Good cheap places to spend time, Depression = Ways to commit suicide, etc). My name is Homero, and I write comedic "insanities"...enjoy. __________________ *The Greater Truth* *(Updated weekly!)*

01-04-2008, 02:50 AM	#2
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Not a bad project! I also am interested in becoming a stand-up comedian. I'm still contemplating the career choice. I'll have a more detailed look when I'm not deathly tired. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

01-04-2008, 11:43 AM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	fifthfiend.blogspot.com Learn it, live it, love it, CLICK MY MOTHERFUCKING ADS, BITCHES!!! __________________ check out my buttspresso

01-04-2008, 02:25 PM	#6
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	You're just stroppy cause you saw the one where I made fun of Stalin. __________________ check out my buttspresso

01-14-2008, 06:58 PM	#8
Houston Misanthropes > You Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 19	Oops, haven't logged in in a while. Lady - I'll take a look at that and ask around to see if anyone else is having that problem. Also, I'll be trying to update it every Monday and Thursday. __________________ *The Greater Truth* *(Updated weekly!)*

01-04-2008, 11:51 AM	#4
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	I'm about to start screwing around with my blog again, so I'll post a link to it when it's back up.

01-04-2008, 11:56 AM	#5
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	...But Fifth, your blog is just a bunch of rants about how you hate everybody and everything. That's only somewhat funny. And they're each about 2 sentences long...