Scenarios of the cast of 8 bit theater (will be careful about rules x.x)

Hyper · 07-06-2004, 03:49 PM

ok the mods here are strict. I actually am glad though since that will keep me from being annoyed too much. I will make sure not to spam anymore so the little scenarios that are currently made will all go in one post.

Black mage: Don't make me stab you
Fighter: Now why would you do that o bestest of buddy?
Black mage: The answer is right behind you *reaches into his robes*
Fighter: *turns around*
Black mage: *stabs him in the back of the neck*
Fighter: *turns around* what was I suppose to be looking at?
Black mage: *gawks blankly* Nevermind *mumbles something about failure*
By: Me and Dan

Feint the Almighty · 07-06-2004, 09:23 PM

BM: *examining knife* Hmm...a speck *picks at it*
RM: *Walks up* Whats up BM?
BM: I have a speck on my knife, it won't come off...
RM: *leans down to look at it closesly, BM hiccups and stabs him in the eye*
BM: *takes his knife out of RM's eye socket and cuddles it* Good knife

By me, the one with little imagination.

Funka Genocide · 07-07-2004, 12:47 AM

:fighter: hey, RM, what if reality is just an intricate illusion, what if we are simply things that amuse beings far beyond our comprehension, what if life as we know it is nothing more than the whim of a demented infant deity, and all our accomplishments meer fleeting gestures of simple entertainment?

:rmage: fighter! I fear you have unearthed the deadliest secret of the red mage clan, the single most devastating piece of information in all of known creation, however did you decipher the ancient riddle which has plagued the greatest minds of every age?

fighter:well, when I was walking, I noticed that I can't take half steps, it either all or nothing, then I noticed that the universe has an inherent refresh rate, which seemed all rather odd...

RM: well, now that one of the uninitiated has learned of this terrible secret, I must exercise the ultimate solution

*presses the reset button*

fighter: hey RM...

RM: yes fighter?

fighter: I like swords!

:rmage: As you should my friend, as you should...

Sithdarth · 07-07-2004, 12:56 AM

WM: "Black Belt you couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag."
BB: "Now your just being mean."
WM: "No I really mean it." *Puts wet paper bag over BB*
BB: "What was that for? Wait don't help me I'll prove I'm better than those monkeys."
WM: *10 minutes later* "Damn it Black Belt it's getting late. I'm getting you out of there." *Lifts the bag and BB is not there* "What the hell."
BB: *Some where deep in a dark forest* "I told her I could get out of that." *Then off in the distance a faint call sounds Keeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee* "White Mage that wasn't funny."

You can imagine the rest.

synkr0nized · 07-07-2004, 02:55 AM

Black Mage: LEWD COMMENT AND INNUENDO CONCERNING WHITE MAGE
Fighter: DECLARATION OF ADORATION FOR BLADED OBJECTS
Red Mage: IMPLICATIONS OF PROPOSED STAT BOOST APPLICABLE TO USING SWORDS TO WOO WHITE MAGE
Thief: PILFERAGE OF LIFE SAVINGS VIA SHREWD/UNDERHANDED MEANS
White Mage: HITTING OF HAMMER UPON OTHERS
Readers: PLEASURABLE OUTPUTS

fin

Hyper · 07-07-2004, 05:04 AM

*appluads*

Red mage: *looks at the berserker* Go away, your mere presence is giving me a headache
Berserker: AHHMADALINE!!!!!
Red Mage: *Stares blankly* Takes out hypercube* I think I have something in here *searches* AH HAH! holds up a jawbreaker and throws it into the woods* Go nuts
Berserker: Ahh! *chases it*
*Everyone here's a whistling sound, like something falling from the sky and look up, 'cept ranger and white mage*
RM: Uh oh...it must've been holding up the...

*SPLAT!* and the armoire falls on ranger
Fighter: My armoire of invincibility!
WM *Stares blankly at ranger's corpse and glares* ...Figures...
BM: *bows at red mages feet* Your idiocy has finally paid off!
*white mage then proceeds to pummel them all*

HURRAY FOR RANGERS DEATH!!!!

Fighter and Berserker played by me
Everyone else played by Dan

I actually would like a few people to be the main people who make these things up so if you make up a good one then welcome to the team.

Feint the Almighty · 07-07-2004, 11:01 AM

*BM walks up to WM, she cringes*

BM: Tell me, why is it that an evil, destructive person like me finally opens up and allows love into his black hole of a heart, the other person can't stand my presence?

WM: Well, I'm not an expert...but I'd have to say its you as a person. You're personality is horrible, you're a very violent person, you have no manners whatsoever, you're completely unloyal to EVERYONE...

BM: Is that it?

WM: No, you smell funny too.

By me, the one with little imagination.

Hyper · 07-09-2004, 02:40 AM

Fighter: Blackmage if you could you swords what would you do?
Black Mage: Do you mean 'could use sword'? Blundering baffoon.
Fighter: No if you could use swords. *pulls out swords*
Black Mage: I'd make it a POINT to dispatch of you first *cackles evilly*
Fighter: I just thought of something
Black Mage: Everybody get back...I think he's gunna blow...
Fighter: If you have so much magical power and you want to kill things why don't you just blow up the planet?
Black Mage: Apparently you have NO idea how magic works.
Fighter: I like swords
Black Mage: And thats precisely why...
Fighter: Can you use magic swords?
Black Mage: Fighter..have you ever tasted electric death? It's quite good, especially done extra crispy.
Fighter: Wow I'm hungry now.
Black Mage: Close your eyes and I'll make some for you
Fighter: *Closes eyes*
Black Mage: BOLT 3!!!!
Fighter: *sizzle*
Black Mage: I suddenly feel all fuzzy and warm inside ^-^

Again by me and Dan, because I cannot think of these things by myself

Hunter Lionheart · 07-09-2004, 06:23 PM

TY for making me smile!

Feint the Almighty · 07-10-2004, 07:03 AM

BM: *Walks up to Fighter and stands next to him* You know...its funny really...
F: What is Best Bud?
BM: Out of our little group...you and I seem to be the only ones with any actual fighting ability...
F: Yeah, But Red Mage and Thief have their own special ways of helping out.
BM: Yeah, other than ripping us off?
*Thief and Red Mage run by screaming* RUN AWAY! *A heard of chocobos tramples over BM and Fighter*
F: *twitching in agony* They seem to...be...rather good...at running...
BM: *also twitching in agony* You're..so lucky...I can't...feel my arms...right now...
*a rumbling is heard and Chubby Chocobo runs them both over again*

By Me, the one with little imagination.

07-06-2004, 03:49 PM	#1
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	Scenarios of the cast of 8 bit theater (will be careful about rules x.x) ok the mods here are strict. I actually am glad though since that will keep me from being annoyed too much. I will make sure not to spam anymore so the little scenarios that are currently made will all go in one post. Black mage: Don't make me stab you Fighter: Now why would you do that o bestest of buddy? Black mage: The answer is right behind you reaches into his robes Fighter: turns around Black mage: stabs him in the back of the neck Fighter: turns around what was I suppose to be looking at? Black mage: gawks blankly Nevermind mumbles something about failure By: Me and Dan __________________ I like swords!

07-06-2004, 09:23 PM	#2
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	Never stop your hicups again! BM: examining knife Hmm...a speck picks at it RM: Walks up Whats up BM? BM: I have a speck on my knife, it won't come off... RM: leans down to look at it closesly, BM hiccups and stabs him in the eye BM: takes his knife out of RM's eye socket and cuddles it Good knife By me, the one with little imagination. __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns. Last edited by Feint the Almighty; 07-06-2004 at 09:25 PM. Reason: stuff screwed up

07-07-2004, 02:55 AM	#5
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Black Mage: LEWD COMMENT AND INNUENDO CONCERNING WHITE MAGE Fighter: DECLARATION OF ADORATION FOR BLADED OBJECTS Red Mage: IMPLICATIONS OF PROPOSED STAT BOOST APPLICABLE TO USING SWORDS TO WOO WHITE MAGE Thief: PILFERAGE OF LIFE SAVINGS VIA SHREWD/UNDERHANDED MEANS White Mage: HITTING OF HAMMER UPON OTHERS Readers: PLEASURABLE OUTPUTS fin __________________ Find love.

07-07-2004, 05:04 AM	#6
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	appluads Red mage: looks at the berserker Go away, your mere presence is giving me a headache Berserker: AHHMADALINE!!!!! Red Mage: Stares blankly Takes out hypercube* I think I have something in here searches AH HAH! holds up a jawbreaker and throws it into the woods* Go nuts Berserker: Ahh! chases it Everyone here's a whistling sound, like something falling from the sky and look up, 'cept ranger and white mage RM: Uh oh...it must've been holding up the... SPLAT! and the armoire falls on ranger Fighter: My armoire of invincibility! WM Stares blankly at ranger's corpse and glares ...Figures... BM: bows at red mages feet Your idiocy has finally paid off! white mage then proceeds to pummel them all HURRAY FOR RANGERS DEATH!!!! Fighter and Berserker played by me Everyone else played by Dan I actually would like a few people to be the main people who make these things up so if you make up a good one then welcome to the team. __________________ I like swords! Last edited by Hyper; 07-07-2004 at 05:22 AM.

07-07-2004, 11:01 AM	#7
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	BM walks up to WM, she cringes BM: Tell me, why is it that an evil, destructive person like me finally opens up and allows love into his black hole of a heart, the other person can't stand my presence? WM: Well, I'm not an expert...but I'd have to say its you as a person. You're personality is horrible, you're a very violent person, you have no manners whatsoever, you're completely unloyal to EVERYONE... BM: Is that it? WM: No, you smell funny too. By me, the one with little imagination. __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns.

07-07-2004, 12:47 AM	#3
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	:fighter: hey, RM, what if reality is just an intricate illusion, what if we are simply things that amuse beings far beyond our comprehension, what if life as we know it is nothing more than the whim of a demented infant deity, and all our accomplishments meer fleeting gestures of simple entertainment? :rmage: fighter! I fear you have unearthed the deadliest secret of the red mage clan, the single most devastating piece of information in all of known creation, however did you decipher the ancient riddle which has plagued the greatest minds of every age? fighter:well, when I was walking, I noticed that I can't take half steps, it either all or nothing, then I noticed that the universe has an inherent refresh rate, which seemed all rather odd... RM: well, now that one of the uninitiated has learned of this terrible secret, I must exercise the ultimate solution presses the reset button fighter: hey RM... RM: yes fighter? fighter: I like swords! :rmage: As you should my friend, as you should...

07-07-2004, 12:56 AM	#4
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	WM: "Black Belt you couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag." BB: "Now your just being mean." WM: "No I really mean it." Puts wet paper bag over BB BB: "What was that for? Wait don't help me I'll prove I'm better than those monkeys." WM: 10 minutes later "Damn it Black Belt it's getting late. I'm getting you out of there." Lifts the bag and BB is not there "What the hell." BB: Some where deep in a dark forest "I told her I could get out of that." Then off in the distance a faint call sounds Keeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee** "White Mage that wasn't funny." You can imagine the rest.

07-09-2004, 02:40 AM	#8
Hyper Troopa Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37	Fighter: Blackmage if you could you swords what would you do? Black Mage: Do you mean 'could use sword'? Blundering baffoon. Fighter: No if you could use swords. pulls out swords Black Mage: I'd make it a POINT to dispatch of you first cackles evilly Fighter: I just thought of something Black Mage: Everybody get back...I think he's gunna blow... Fighter: If you have so much magical power and you want to kill things why don't you just blow up the planet? Black Mage: Apparently you have NO idea how magic works. Fighter: I like swords Black Mage: And thats precisely why... Fighter: Can you use magic swords? Black Mage: Fighter..have you ever tasted electric death? It's quite good, especially done extra crispy. Fighter: Wow I'm hungry now. Black Mage: Close your eyes and I'll make some for you Fighter: Closes eyes Black Mage: BOLT 3!!!! Fighter: sizzle Black Mage: I suddenly feel all fuzzy and warm inside ^-^ Again by me and Dan, because I cannot think of these things by myself __________________ I like swords!

07-09-2004, 06:23 PM	#9
Hunter Lionheart Jumped up twinker wannabe Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Preston, UK Posts: 57	TY for making me smile! __________________ Think you know me? http://imagehosting.stashup.com/images/HL.jpg

07-10-2004, 07:03 AM	#10
Feint the Almighty Is that all you got? Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 12	Useful or Otherwise... BM: Walks up to Fighter and stands next to him You know...its funny really... F: What is Best Bud? BM: Out of our little group...you and I seem to be the only ones with any actual fighting ability... F: Yeah, But Red Mage and Thief have their own special ways of helping out. BM: Yeah, other than ripping us off? Thief and Red Mage run by screaming RUN AWAY! A heard of chocobos tramples over BM and Fighter F: twitching in agony They seem to...be...rather good...at running... BM: also twitching in agony You're..so lucky...I can't...feel my arms...right now... a rumbling is heard and Chubby Chocobo runs them both over again By Me, the one with little imagination. __________________ It's because of people like YOU that people like ME need to carry shotguns.