America's New Line of Chemical Weapons; Now featuring the Gay Sex Bomb! - Page 2

BlackMageGirl! · 01-14-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

I wonder why you wonder! <_< >_>

planning to give thaumaturge and his nilk campaign a run for their money? hmmm?!

Correct. As leader of P.A.N.S. (Prevention Against Nilk Society) I am officially declaring a war against the tyranny of Thaumaturge and his Nilk campaign. We shall personally end his dream of world domination once and for all. If you wish to join us, contact me via PM.

AerodynamicHair · 01-14-2005, 04:08 PM

So we were making a "love" bomb, a gas that would cause the enemy base to erupt into a huge homoerotic orgy...

Well, like they used to say, "Make love, not war." Or rather perhaps now, "Make love for war."

You have to wonder what the government press releases would be like if this technology was perfected and used. The american public has a hard time with war in Iraq now, what happens when the defense secretary walks up behind that podium in front of the press and states "Half of the enemy forces have been disabled thanks to our strategic deployment of special weapons gases and a film entitled "Ramming Speed" starring Rock Johnson and Clint Hardnub."

The Kneumatic Pnight · 01-14-2005, 04:16 PM

I will admit that the riding the bomb idea is funny... as is the "ramming speed" remark. I just don't find the idea behind the bomb funny because my living depends on how the government allocates research funds. The more projects like this bomb, the more ramen noodles I eat.

People slipping on bananas are also not funny.

What is funny however is that in this post the topics have ranged from "Riding" a bomb, bananas, and "ramming speed". Whether intentional or unintentional, they're all... well... remarkably "relevant".

As for Nilk... my Mind Flayer/Enchanter coalition is far more effective than some love bomb.

And on the subject of Iraq... I think it's already ironic that they're desigining bombs with a very "specific" shape designed to... er... penetrate. This is just another (albeit, more blatant) step in the progress of a very specifically homoerotic weapon.

EDIT: Also... Iraqi bombs are designed to both penetrate and seek out specific holes... but I've left my mind in the gutter for far too long now...

VA_Ninja · 01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long while.

And I couldn't help but think if it backfired and our soldiers would actually end up being fucked to death by the enemy...

Sky Warrior Bob · 01-14-2005, 04:35 PM

Okay, just so you know... This isn't a joke article. Just look at the rest of the articles, and you should be able to see that.

This is just a case of the absurd. Like the DARPA plan to have an internet gambling site whose intention was to guestimate terrorist ventures. Predict the next 9/11 & win big!!!

SWK

Funka Genocide · 01-14-2005, 05:19 PM

the only real point (point, why does everything sound like an innuendo now?) I'd like to make is that just because an idea is absurd does not mean its wrong, just look at me!

the absurdity is a byproduct of its ingenuity, and an unforeseen tactic is the best. Your enemy should never know where your true strength lies, if you are strong, feign weakness, if you are weak, pretend strength...

and if you've got ICBM's filled with love gas, use em!

(I'll bet Sun Tzu never saw that one coming!)

edit timezorz suxxorz!: VA, thats the worst mental image I've ever had, my dreams will be forever haunted. (can't... stop... laughing!!!)

Dragonsbane · 01-14-2005, 07:44 PM

I can't stop laughing. I want them to make this weapon, then use it on some of the ultra-Fundamentalist fanatics in Iraq, then televise it so that we can all get a good laugh at the terrorist's expense.

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 01-15-2005, 12:56 AM

I like the angry wasp bomb. i see some poor soldier running around screaming "bees! bees in my mouth and ass!"

Terex4 · 01-15-2005, 01:13 AM

I would love to see that bomb dropped in the bible belt.......or better yet the "God Hates Fags Church" (yes it does exist).
Basically anywhere people believe homosexuals don't have a right to live.

Aphrodesiac bomb.....why do I feel better having my tax dollars go toward such a project.....

Osterbaum · 01-16-2005, 10:12 AM

yeah I just read about this in the paper today. It's the dumbest thing I've heard in a long long time...

I mean really. Yeah OMG! The soldiers can't fight anymore cause they become gay! LIKE OMFG!!!

A stupid idea. Better than killin them though.

01-14-2005, 04:08 PM	#12
AerodynamicHair Cane Fighting Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Land of Mardi Gras, Jazz, Blues, and Zydeco Posts: 481	So we were making a "love" bomb, a gas that would cause the enemy base to erupt into a huge homoerotic orgy... Well, like they used to say, "Make love, not war." Or rather perhaps now, "Make love for war." You have to wonder what the government press releases would be like if this technology was perfected and used. The american public has a hard time with war in Iraq now, what happens when the defense secretary walks up behind that podium in front of the press and states "Half of the enemy forces have been disabled thanks to our strategic deployment of special weapons gases and a film entitled "Ramming Speed" starring Rock Johnson and Clint Hardnub." __________________ "Oh the hangman put a rope around my neck And seen my life was done All the pretty women gathered around and said, Lord ain't he well hung" -Liam Lynch, Well Hung I wish I had something interesting to say now... My Blog

01-14-2005, 04:16 PM	#13
The Kneumatic Pnight Everfree Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Mythical Frontier Posts: 906	I will admit that the riding the bomb idea is funny... as is the "ramming speed" remark. I just don't find the idea behind the bomb funny because my living depends on how the government allocates research funds. The more projects like this bomb, the more ramen noodles I eat. People slipping on bananas are also not funny. What is funny however is that in this post the topics have ranged from "Riding" a bomb, bananas, and "ramming speed". Whether intentional or unintentional, they're all... well... remarkably "relevant". As for Nilk... my Mind Flayer/Enchanter coalition is far more effective than some love bomb. And on the subject of Iraq... I think it's already ironic that they're desigining bombs with a very "specific" shape designed to... er... penetrate. This is just another (albeit, more blatant) step in the progress of a very specifically homoerotic weapon. EDIT: Also... Iraqi bombs are designed to both penetrate and seek out specific holes... but I've left my mind in the gutter for far too long now... __________________ FAILURE IS LEARNING TO ACCEPT THOSE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE

01-14-2005, 04:35 PM	#15
Sky Warrior Bob bOB iZ brOkeN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a nice place to visit... Posts: 3,755	Okay, just so you know... This isn't a joke article. Just look at the rest of the articles, and you should be able to see that. This is just a case of the absurd. Like the DARPA plan to have an internet gambling site whose intention was to guestimate terrorist ventures. Predict the next 9/11 & win big!!! SWK __________________ :bmage: Because breakdancing is evil, and so am I, you will click on this link: The power of evil compels you... You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your cooperation. Yes I know the breakdancing BM link doesn't work, and I don't care.

01-14-2005, 05:19 PM	#16
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	the only real point (point, why does everything sound like an innuendo now?) I'd like to make is that just because an idea is absurd does not mean its wrong, just look at me! the absurdity is a byproduct of its ingenuity, and an unforeseen tactic is the best. Your enemy should never know where your true strength lies, if you are strong, feign weakness, if you are weak, pretend strength... and if you've got ICBM's filled with love gas, use em! (I'll bet Sun Tzu never saw that one coming!) edit timezorz suxxorz!: VA, thats the worst mental image I've ever had, my dreams will be forever haunted. (can't... stop... laughing!!!) Last edited by Funka Genocide; 01-14-2005 at 05:23 PM.

01-15-2005, 12:56 AM	#18
Deathosaurus Wrecks Underachiever Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,996	I like the angry wasp bomb. i see some poor soldier running around screaming "bees! bees in my mouth and ass!" __________________ "There was another, who came before you he was a hero and your brother and my son he fought the darkenss, the darkness won" -The Protomen "Unrest in the House of Light"

01-14-2005, 04:34 PM	#14
VA_Ninja :3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 395	That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long while. And I couldn't help but think if it backfired and our soldiers would actually end up being fucked to death by the enemy...

01-16-2005, 10:12 AM	#20
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	yeah I just read about this in the paper today. It's the dumbest thing I've heard in a long long time... I mean really. Yeah OMG! The soldiers can't fight anymore cause they become gay! LIKE OMFG!!! A stupid idea. Better than killin them though. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!