America's New Line of Chemical Weapons; Now featuring the Gay Sex Bomb!

Sky Warrior Bob · 01-14-2005, 11:59 AM

http://www.newscientist.com/article....mg18524823.800

Or not, because it was rejected.

Still I wonder if this ever got further than just the planning stages. I'd hate to think we actually spent money on any of this.

Not that I think its in any way possible. I mean, sure you can make a weapon ala Viagra, but to make a drug that would influence homosexual behavior would also require us to know the cause of said behavior. Something that's still currently unknown.

SWK

adamark · 01-14-2005, 01:10 PM

It wasn't a "Gay Sex Bomb," though. It was a "Sex Bomb." It could cause heterosexual stimulation, too, for all we know. Sounds like a regular love potion #9.

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Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.

Funka Genocide · 01-14-2005, 01:21 PM

if I can stop laughing long enough to post...

OK, Considering the fact that we usually just kill people, defeating them by sending them into a frenzy of homoeroticism doesn't sound bad at all. We should have access to weapons like this, it works out for everyone!

"Well, we lost the war, but we all had a good time doing it!"

I must continue laughing now.

BlackMageGirl! · 01-14-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

"Well, we lost the war, but we all had a good time doing it!"

Oh man...I fell off my chair I was laughing so hard at this. Nice way to look at it Funka G.

I wonder what type of chemicals were used to make these bombs?

Funka Genocide · 01-14-2005, 01:35 PM

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I wonder what type of chemicals were used to make these bombs?

I wonder why you wonder! <_< >_>

planning to give thaumaturge and his nilk campaign a run for their money? hmmm?!

seriously though, its really not as rediculous as it sounds, I mean if it worked it would be quite a humane way of defeating enemy forces, plus I bet they'd all reconsider their lifestyles afterwards. Perhaps this weapon is just what we need to bring world peace!

Squishy Cheeks · 01-14-2005, 02:12 PM

I just have images of Slim Pickens riding that bomb down. I can't stop laughing now.

Just imagine how different Dr. Strangelove would be.

"Well, boys, I reckon this is it - gay combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about gay combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do."

The Kneumatic Pnight · 01-14-2005, 03:17 PM

Ooookayyy... Well, that just goes to show what I've been saying about the government all along. Those people wouldn't know what to do with money if it came with instructions. They probably did waste a considerable amount of money just coming up with the idea, I don't want to know how much they actually spent on funding research.

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior KC

Not that I think its in any way possible. I mean, sure you can make a weapon ala Viagra, but to make a drug that would influence homosexual behavior would also require us to know the cause of said behavior. Something that's still currently unknown.
SWK

Might I say that we actually are gaining a relatively good understanding of the causes of this behavior. There are actually documented cases of causing homosexuality in laboratory animals. (Only rats at this stage but who knows what the future will bring.) However, causing this reaction would require specific surgery or manipulation at a developmental level. I also doubt that the human sexual system in a very determined human, even with an overabundance of chemicals.

Finally, as to whether or not this is funny... I'm too cynical to find this asinine expendature of government recources and ideas funny. Neither would it be very effective, nor would it make people any happier about losing. It would probably make these survivors more angry than not. How would you feel if your enemy could jack your mind and tear your control away from you. It's F-ing mind control at it's best so far and is rediculously unethical. Well there, there's my stalwartly cynical viewpoint for you. I just can't stand that the government would waste it's time and recources on something this rediculous.

Funka Genocide · 01-14-2005, 03:29 PM

perhaps you're not cynical enough, especially since you seem to be such a stickler for human rights.

This probably isn't even real, I've seen so many joke news articles that I never thought this one could possibly be real. You seem to be taking it kind of seriously, and if thats the case maybe we should move this topic to the discussion forum, but before that we should substantiate just exactly how much capitol was expended.

By the way, your taxes pay me too, and most of the time I sit around and do nothing, I don't even work a full work week usually!

Besides, we all know it wouldn't be mind control, as deep down inside everyone wants to have humongous gay *knocks self unconscious*

lmfao (icyww)<--- ???

The Kneumatic Pnight · 01-14-2005, 03:33 PM

Ah... perhaps it is fake... but I wouldn't put it past the US government to consider this. However, the true point of my post was the middle paragraph... AND to vent my general bad day through oppinion posting.

On a second note, I never said I was AGAINST mind control, it's just not a good idea for a government that wants to pursue human rights to develop something that close to it. As I've said on countless occasions: your pathetic "ethics" don't apply to me.

It's still not funny though...

Funka Genocide · 01-14-2005, 03:38 PM

not even a little funny? come on, the concept of a "love bomb" is inherently funny, its like a man slipping on a banana, you can't help but laugh.

I know you're sitting at your computer right now, laughing your ass off while others stare at you quizzicly. You're just trying to play it cool.

its all right, we understand...

not even the post about the guy riding the bomb down? nothing? you can't be human.

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01-14-2005, 01:21 PM	#3
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	if I can stop laughing long enough to post... OK, Considering the fact that we usually just kill people, defeating them by sending them into a frenzy of homoeroticism doesn't sound bad at all. We should have access to weapons like this, it works out for everyone! "Well, we lost the war, but we all had a good time doing it!" I must continue laughing now.

01-14-2005, 03:29 PM	#8
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	perhaps you're not cynical enough, especially since you seem to be such a stickler for human rights. This probably isn't even real, I've seen so many joke news articles that I never thought this one could possibly be real. You seem to be taking it kind of seriously, and if thats the case maybe we should move this topic to the discussion forum, but before that we should substantiate just exactly how much capitol was expended. By the way, your taxes pay me too, and most of the time I sit around and do nothing, I don't even work a full work week usually! Besides, we all know it wouldn't be mind control, as deep down inside everyone wants to have humongous gay knocks self unconscious lmfao (icyww)<--- ???

01-14-2005, 03:33 PM	#9
The Kneumatic Pnight Everfree Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Mythical Frontier Posts: 906	Ah... perhaps it is fake... but I wouldn't put it past the US government to consider this. However, the true point of my post was the middle paragraph... AND to vent my general bad day through oppinion posting. On a second note, I never said I was AGAINST mind control, it's just not a good idea for a government that wants to pursue human rights to develop something that close to it. As I've said on countless occasions: your pathetic "ethics" don't apply to me. It's still not funny though... __________________ FAILURE IS LEARNING TO ACCEPT THOSE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE

01-14-2005, 03:38 PM	#10
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	not even a little funny? come on, the concept of a "love bomb" is inherently funny, its like a man slipping on a banana, you can't help but laugh. I know you're sitting at your computer right now, laughing your ass off while others stare at you quizzicly. You're just trying to play it cool. its all right, we understand... not even the post about the guy riding the bomb down? nothing? you can't be human.