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Unread 06-01-2004, 02:09 AM   #1
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Default The difference between Men and Women...

I remember my sister one time telling me how one of her friends drank too much and she had to carry her home. This meant dragging her up 3 flights of steps, then after in her appartment throwing her into the tub, stripping her out of her clothes that she got sick on, cleaning her up, dressing her in new pj's setting up the futon and putting her to bed.

After hearing this story, I couldn't help but think of the male version. We would drag him to the appartment, throw him into the back seat of his own car and turn his head so that if he got sick again, he wouldn't drown.

Do you have any stories of how the differences between the sexes were made startlingly accute?
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