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Unread 06-01-2004, 02:09 AM   #1
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I remember my sister one time telling me how one of her friends drank too much and she had to carry her home. This meant dragging her up 3 flights of steps, then after in her appartment throwing her into the tub, stripping her out of her clothes that she got sick on, cleaning her up, dressing her in new pj's setting up the futon and putting her to bed.

After hearing this story, I couldn't help but think of the male version. We would drag him to the appartment, throw him into the back seat of his own car and turn his head so that if he got sick again, he wouldn't drown.

Do you have any stories of how the differences between the sexes were made startlingly accute?
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Unread 06-01-2004, 03:31 AM   #2
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I think it all depends upon what kinds of friends you have. My brother's groomsmen were kind enough to take him home and leave him on his sofa with his fiance after the bachelor party. I've know just as many caring thoughtful women as I have men, and just as many if not more of the opposite of both sexes.
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Unread 06-01-2004, 05:07 AM   #3
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Static - that story is basically personal choice. The people involved who were actually drunk would have had no choice over what happened to them. So the preferential treatment given to your sister may not have been warranted by her condition, but moreso the care of the people who took her home.

Anyway, there are a lot of guy/girl differences. But I'll tell you one thing - I can drink most guys under the table. =3
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Unread 06-01-2004, 07:10 AM   #4
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Anyway, there are a lot of guy/girl differences. But I'll tell you one thing - I can drink most guys under the table. =3
Thats what you think... Seriosly though, one of the major differences is friendship. Just think about it. Women are more close to each other than men. Ofcourse, there are exeptions, but they only confirm the rule.
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Hence why I said 'most'. My stomach has been hardened to alcohol. I was a drunk at the age of 16. Straight vodka like water. Now the very thought makes me feel sick. XD

Gossip. Girls like to gossip whereas guys are a little more closed off about their thoughts/feelings.
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I was a drunk at the age of 16.
I'l better you on that. Drunk the first time when I was 14. Though that isn't actually better...

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Not getting drunk, an actual DRUNK. As in ADDICTION. As in, drinking two bottles of spirits a day. The bad kind of drunk...
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Not getting drunk, an actual DRUNK. As in ADDICTION. As in, drinking two bottles of spirits a day. The bad kind of drunk...
Well I cant match you on that...
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Well I cant match you on that...
Not something I'm proud of, I might add. But yeah, that's why I can beat most guys at drinking games. That and I'm too stubborn/stupid to know when to quit drinking. XD
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Not something I'm proud of, I might add. But yeah, that's why I can beat most guys at drinking games. That and I'm too stubborn/stupid to know when to quit drinking. XD
Atleast something good came out of it... Stubbornes...one more quality that women often have.
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